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posted by Random-Partier

How to be annoying to...Your Teacher!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on
the walls as আপনি walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????? very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at আপনি for saying that, simply reply, ?wow I can tell you?re a blast at parties?
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When...

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100 things to do before আপনি die. . .

posted by yashar_safavi

# Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

# Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

# Swim with a dolphin.

# Skydive.

# Have your portrait painted.

# Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure আপনি use it.

# Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

# Watch the launch of the মহাকাশ shuttle.

# Spend a whole দিন eating আবর্জনা খাবার without feeling guilty.

# Be an extra in a film.

# Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

# Make প্রণয় on a forest floor.

# Make প্রণয় on a train.

# Learn to rollerblade.

# Own a room with...

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Read this this is important

posted by LucyHeartfilia-

There has been people who are doing offensive মতামত and ছবি on the জীবন্ত club like "I wish american soldiers would kill জাপান people cuz জাপান people have ugly face and skin.Skin is ugly". Its really disgusting and they are even things like " Autism is disease they can't do smart math. And what is up with this grammar?

I want all of আপনি to take a stand to these horrible posts and get them of অনুরাগী pop for good

Thankyou for giving me a bit of আপনি time to read this প্রবন্ধ and maybe প্রতিবেদন them.

Some names:
BloodyWingsE

Whatever আপনি do DO NOT believe these things

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Beyond me ( Death )

posted by canal

Kody and I stayed right where we were and no one came out. No Mason, no Jonathan. "Are they alive?" I asked. "I don't know" Kody ব্যক্ত standing up. I krept through the front door. The house was a mess and no sign of the boys. "Are they dead" I asked in a low whisper. "Nope" Jonathan ব্যক্ত standing in the doorway.
"Where's Mason" Kody asked with a raised eyebrow. "He's ..not here right now" Jonathan said. "I'm right here" Mason said. The মিনিট he stepped through the door everything froze except Mason and I. "Mason your okay" I ব্যক্ত happily. "Not really" he said. He dropped to his knees and he...

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Beyond me ( nightmare )

posted by canal

I felt betrayed I was always told I was an only child. Mason came and put his hand on my shoulder. "Aliya we have to go now" he whispered in my ear. My হৃদয় drummed against my chest. I studied Kody he was left handed like me had bright hazel eyes like mine his hair was short but straight like mine. His lips shaped like a cresent moon moved with every word he spoke. A huge weight lifted from my chest as Kody ব্যক্ত some spell. "A brother huh? Why was I never told his?" I asked examining Kody. "He was taken to train as a darkness master as a child" mom explained. "Then how dont I remember" I asked...

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Beyond me ( প্রণয় )

posted by canal

"Mason?" I whispered in his ear. "What is it?" He replyed in a soft voice. I rested my face on his shoulder "May I fall in প্রণয় with you?" Mason stopped and looked at me like i was crazy. "Who's going to stop you" he said. I smiled and went on playing with his hair. Mason took us back to the worn out house. "Ok only a little bit longer then আপনি have to get of the Mason express. "No" I moaned. He laughed and kissed my hand I used to hold onto him. After a bit আরো walking we made it to Jonathan's house. When he looked at me I shook my head. "Fine" he said.
He stopped in front of the door and...

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Beyond me (water)

posted by canal

My breathing was heavy and I couldn't help but think what's going to happen next. "Aliya I have to talk to you" Jonathan ব্যক্ত nodding at a pile of rocks. When Lee finally stepped onto the ground it started raining hard. "What is it Jonathan" I ask innocently. He grins a little at the thought of something and I knew it was about me. "Do আপনি know what he did to you" Jonathan finally asked after many মিনিট of silence. "Who the old man?" I ব্যক্ত sitting on a big rock. He let out a breathy laugh " old? I thought twenty's were quite young."
My eyes widened "wow." Jonathan sat beside means grabbed...

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Beyond me ( Ice )

posted by canal

This is part two of Beyond me just to let আপনি know

Jonathan grabbed my wrist and pulled into the room I was in. "Wait don' tell me this room is yours" I ব্যক্ত almost begging. He nodded and fell back on the bed. I sighed. "Where do I sleep" I asked kind of hoping he'd say the floor since he obviously was sleeping in the bed. "In the বিছানা if আপনি want" he smiled at me before pulling the covers over his head. I crawled in the বিছানা and fell asleep. Ice covered the ground almost as if it were a ice skating rink.
My breath was like smoke escaping from my lungs disguised with a white puff. I carefully made...

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Beyond me ( Darkness )

posted by canal

হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ sorry just a story I wrote

Darkness rose out of the ground covering everthing in a two foot radious."Hello" I yelled with the darkness beckoning me. As I stood to my feet as saw him dark blue eyes and dark hair the fell in front of his eyes. I ran towards him but he vanished as I touched him. "No" I whispered to myself. I heard a voice that was unfurmilure. "Come to me" the soft voice said. As a sudden fog disappeared I saw him again. I walked over and put my hand on his arm. "Your real" I muttered.
He gave me a duh look and walked away. I reached my hand out slightly then dropped it back...

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The minor gods

posted by cubsfanjoe13

I thought about using actual minor gods, but I could not find any, so I made some up.
Prane
Prane was good at disguises. Walking down Fifth Avenue, he was wearing mortal clothes and walking like a mortal. Quickly. To the Empire State Building. Olympus. He zoned out, looking at peoples auras that tell what they are. He saw two people with a little bit of one of the gods blood in them. Maybe their ancestors were demigods. Then he saw the demigod, who was maybe in his early twenties. He realized that they were brothers at that moment. They were both children of Ares, although Prane was a full god....

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প্রশ্ন Episode 2

posted by adaug

Okay Another QUESTION!:
Q:Where was "Fig Newtons"invented?
A:Good QUESTION,The ANSWER is :Fig Newtons were invented in a town in Massachusetts!

SO!WHAT YA WAITING FOR?GO GET YA ডুমুর NEWTONS!

Remember to মতামত your প্রশ্ন and I will answer ASAP!Okay?Okay!
Now a যেভাবে খুশী moment!:
MONKEY PANTS!!!!MONKEY PANTS!FRIED CLOWN!CHURCH PANTS!FLUBBER MONKEY!BANANA PANTS!
হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ HAHA XD!:P!HAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
(IGNORE THIS PART I GOTTA MAKE IT LONGER!)BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!

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Ultimativity,random story part 1

posted by Insane4ever

Its sunday morning 5 pm..i mean am...damn it....charly mc picknose was just getting out of bed

charly: *gets up,rubs eyes n opens eyes*...aaaaaah!!...what the hell lary....whatcha doing in mah room!!?!???!??!
(lary bonerhead was charlys best friend)
lary:actualy this is my room,you fell unconcious at the middle of the party
charly:what party,i মেটে রঙ্গবিশিষ্ট remember anything
rock:the best party ever!!!!how do আপনি not remember it
(rock....idk his last name,no one knows...is a party crasher,he will sneek into any party)
lary:what the hell!!!how did i not notice আপনি rock
rock: oh i was sleeping in your bushes outside your house
jarry:rock....you idiot
(jarry lick a lot is...well...everyones friend,everyone knows him n everyone respects him....)
rock:no আপনি are the idiot,idiot
(....exept rock)
jarry:how am i the idiot,i didnt sleep in the bushes....i slept in your dog house.....

End of part 1

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~My পছন্দ Quotes~

posted by suzuki_reika

“Death is terrible for anyone. Young অথবা old, good অথবা evil, it’s all the same. Death is impartial. That’s why death is so fearsome. Your deeds, age, personality, wealth and beauty… it’s all meaningless in the face of death.”
- Shiki

“False tears bring pain to those around you. False smiles bring pain to oneself.”
- Code Geass

“The only ones who are allowed to kill are the only ones who are prepared to be killed.”
- Code Geass

“There is no such thing as coincidence. There is only necessity.”
- Tsubasa Chronicles

“The আরো আপনি try to forget, the less you’ll be able to forget.”...

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the 9th of April 2003

posted by angeeeeeeel

the objection of the war on iraq

that দিন is the anniversary দিন of the fall of Baghdad (the beginning of the U.S. occupation of Iraq) a lot of American soldiers and Iraqi soldiers died and some had a partial disability অথবা holistic there is no victory because both sides হারিয়ে গেছে a lot of lives because of not listening to the opinion of people when President গুল্ম Declaration War on Iraq hundreds of Americans and people around the world objected and condemned the war on iraq, but he did not listen and make war like it his own war using prohibited weapons (cluster bombs), which many kids died when they were playing in streets and...

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37 rude and crude pick up lines

posted by australia-101

37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish আপনি were a door so I could slam আপনি all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do আপনি work for UPS? I thought I saw আপনি checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 অস্থি in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy আপনি a drink অথবা do আপনি just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted বিছানা Thrasher: have আপনি seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make আপনি the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and আপনি can...

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A Funny Prank to Pull on Your বন্ধু

posted by taytrain97

This prank doesn't need anything but a friend who understands dirty jokes and yourself.

You: Okay, say the word 'addicted' every time I pause, alright?
Friend: Okay.
You: Money...
Friend: Addicted.
You: TV...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Candy...
Friend: Addicted.
You: Hitting people in the face with an iron...
Friend: ...addicted...

By this point আপনি need to come up with several different others to get them to barely even notice what they're "addicted" to.

You: Soda?
Friend: Addicted...
You: What hit আপনি in the face last night?
Friend: Addicted...

The look that will come over their face will be absolutely priceless.
Try it out!

-Ray

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I Won't Be Left Behind

posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮

I run my fastest
But still get beat.
I land on my head
When I should be on my feet.
I try to সরানো forward‚
But I am stuck in rewind.
Why do I keep at it?
I won't be left behind.

The harder I am thrown‚
The higher I bounce.
I give it my all‚
And that's all that counts.
In first place‚
Myself‚ I seldom find.
So I push to the limit-
I won't be left behind.

Some people tell me আপনি can't‚
Some say don't.
Some simply give up.
I reply‚ I won't

The power is here‚
Locked away in my mind.
My perserverance is my excellence‚
I won't be left behind.

Make the best of each moment‚
The future is soon the past.
The আরো I tell myself this‚
The less I come in last.
Throughout my competitions‚
I've learned what winning is about.
A plain and clear lesson-
Giving up is the wasy way out.

So every night before I go to bed‚
I hope in a small way I have shined.
Tomorrow is a brand-new day‚
And I won't be left behind.

This is not mine‚ it was written দ্বারা Sara Nachtman

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Well-Known Users of Random...

posted by TheDirector

I don't know who's going to read this, but I'm going to write it anyway...

I've noticed that there are a lot of প্রশ্ন pertaining to the subject of popularity, well-known users, and admiration on this club... Some people find it harmless. Others don't care. But a lot of people do and this প্রবন্ধ is for those who feel like they're not important. আপনি know who আপনি are.
All I have to say is... আপনি are just as important as everyone else on this club. The person with 1 অনুরাগী is just as important as the person with 1,789 fans. They're just numbers. A lot of আপনি need to realize that ফ্যানপপ is just...

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Dangerous and Adventurous,Book 2 (Chapter 4,Sarah)

posted by adaug

When I got home,I ran to my room.I couldn't stand talking to my mom,it reminds me of dad.I couldn't believe how evil Ariana is!My dad left me and mom,but this time,Ariana made him leave!She made the hurt!The pain!And,the memories!That night,I couldn't sleep.I kept crying.Dad was the best dad!I got so used to him being পরবর্তি to me,that it harder to let him go!It wasn't his fault.It was Jim Smith's!He killed my dad!He made the pain!He shot my father!My হৃদয় ached a pain no one could ever feel!How come Henry never had any problems!He has a mom,dad,brother,sister,a family!I wish I was him!I could...

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How to Be Annoying

posted by টারমার২০

Have আপনি ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this প্রবন্ধ is right for you! Hahaha. আপনি know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that আপনি have to go to the bathroom, and that আপনি think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are আপনি doing okay in there?". To make it even আরো annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...