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posted by grayza_love07
These are the শীর্ষ 72 most common fears. Keep track of how many of them you're afraid of as আপনি scroll down and see the results below.

I marked the things I'm afraid of and I'm afraid of 9 out of 72.


[] The dark
[] Staying single forever
[X] Being a parent
[X]Giving birth
[] Open spaces
[] Closed spaces
[] Heights
[] Dogs
[] Birds
[] Fish
[] Spiders
[] Lizards
[] Midnight
[] Teachers
[] Old people
[] Babies
[] Children
[] ফুলেরডালি অথবা other plants
[] Being touched
[] Fire
[] Deep water
[] Silk
[] The ocean
[] Failure
[] Success
[] Thunder/lightning
[] Frogs/toads
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's dad
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's...
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When life gives আপনি lemons, make কমলা রস and leave the world wondering how the heck আপনি did it.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.

If at first আপনি don't succeed, destroy everything.

An আপেল a দিন can keep any doctor away if আপনি throw it hard enough.

Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 আরো letters in the alphabet.

Do আপনি believe in প্রণয় at first sight, অথবা should I walk দ্বারা again?

Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"

Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.

My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered:...
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posted by nmdis
IceCold
She fell in প্রণয় with a dope boy
Black diamonds on the neck of that dope boy
Big body Benz for that dope boy
Love every tattoo on that dope boy
She sheds tears for that dope boy
Shit, it is what it is for that dope boy
Handle minor biz for that dope boy
But the reward is major, so on and so forth
She can tell আপনি দ্বারা the Greyhound
She can প্রদর্শনী আপনি how to stay down
I can tell আপনি 'bout to break down
VS1's all in my দুশ্চরিত্রা watch face now
Straight G's for your low esteem
A.P's for the whole team
As I run away from my obituary
Walking in the shit that'll get আপনি buried
Miami's mine like I'm Pat Riley
Baselines...
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posted by nmdis
Dream it Out Loud

How do আপনি speak in silence?
Why do আপনি sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.

Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what আপনি have found.

Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
"Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. আরো than machinery, we need humanity. আরো than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness." - Charlie Chaplin, The Great Dictator

“If we are to have faith in justice. We need only to believe in ourselves. And act with justice. I believe there is justice in our hearts.” - Paul Newman, The Verdict

“The inches we need are everywhere around us. They’re in every break of the game. Every minute. Every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone...
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(Jade’s POV)

“John…I’m bored” I whined to my friend in the other room. “Well i’m sorry Jade, but i don’t know what do do about that” John ব্যক্ত walking in with a bowl of ভুট্টার খই he popped himself. “What about Rose and Dave?” I asked sneaking some ভুট্টার খই away from the bowl. “What about them?” Dave asked sitting the bowl on the coffee টেবিল in the middle of the room. “Can we invite them over? And can আপনি change out of the girl’s uniform?” I asked. He cheeks grew pink, “It’s comfortable.” “Oh John, আপনি little boy” I ব্যক্ত ruffling his hair up. “Fine Jade,...
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to আপনি as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If আপনি are the phone company, I already sent the money. If আপনি are my parents, please send money. If আপনি are my financial aid institution, আপনি didn't lend me enough money. If আপনি are my friends, আপনি owe me money. If আপনি are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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posted by haliethefangirl
How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did আপনি hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from আপনি cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
>>> click here for আরো

Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall wall...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Just a couple of song titles. I'll add "in my pants" to the end of each one to keep it interesting! XD Here goes~!
Cool Edition...in my pants.
Just Dance...in my pants.
Mr. Wonderful...in my pants.
Alcohol...in my pants.
Let's Boil Hot Water...in my pants.
Firetruck...in my pants.
Thriller...in my pants.
I Like Hamburgers...in my pants.
Go গুগুল It...in my pants.
Ten Faced...in my pants.
Parallel Days...in my pants.
Little ঢাকি Boy...in my pants.
Secret Princes...in my pants.
Moonlit Marionette...in my pants.
Meltdown...in my pants.
Prison...in my pants.
Labyrinth Butterfly...in my pants.
Beside Me...in...
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posted by mandali
A Child's Mind

A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything আপনি may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!

Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!

For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!

-Siri Mandali

Hope আপনি like it, I've পোষ্ট হয়েছে it in my blog too :) - link
posted by Animetama
Here are some tips on getting a shy অথবা quiet girl, please read closley but try not to over read it.

1: Make her laugh, she loves to laugh and have a good time.

2: Don't force her to open up right away, get to know her, আপনি may be surprized (in a good way).

3: Smile, she wants to know if you're happy too. But don't fake a smile.

4: Don't be too silly, অথবা too serious, as ব্যক্ত before, she wants to have a good time.

5: if she rejects your offers, then it means she may not be intrerested in you.

6: Hang out with her, if your still in school, then that's a good oppertunity to every once in awhile hang...
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The Falling Man
One of the most haunting প্রতিমূর্তি captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated দ্বারা the smoke অথবা get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.

People, আপনি rant so much about how আপনি have a hard time making choices. Whether আপনি should work on your assignment অথবা go out with your friends. Whether আপনি should তারিখ this guy অথবা that guy. Whether আপনি should break up with your boyfriend অথবা not. Whether আপনি should wear the পরাকাষ্ঠা ব্লাউজ অথবা the baby blue one.



Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
posted by GreenerPastures
These are some reasons why I abso-flipping-lutely প্রণয় my smashing country Kenya:
1-Its where the President of the sovereign United States of America traces his roots,albeit a little too far off.
2- Its the only place আপনি can hear phrases like:"Omera,yawa, who do আপনি think আপনি are messing with? Don't আপনি know that my brother has a friend who wipes the office of a man who makes long-distance calls to the friend of a man who works with the president of the FBI who talks face-to-face with Obama, therefore I have American blood flowing in my veins?" Yet the poor guy is as black as coal.
3-The glam...
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I was scrolling across deviantART, and came across this HIGHLY shocking news that everyone needs to know about right now!

We all know about copyright infringement and the numerous laws preventing us from using copyrighted material. Some sites and companies take these things very seriously if আপনি do not have permission from ব্যক্ত company. But there are sites and companies that's only ask that আপনি give credit where credit is due. Thankfully like DA.

Now, over the past few days I have just been strolling thru the Internet, visiting some of my fav sites to chill on, and every site has been posting...
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posted by টারমার২০
Enemies and haters can be annoying and their মতামত and insults can upset you. Learn how to deal with it...

1)If আপনি don’t know why they hate you, ask them calmly and nicely. If they are nasty to আপনি অথবা start swearing অথবা being violent, walk away and don’t bother trying to talk to them again until they have calmed down অথবা until they talk to আপনি nicely. Some people can be প্রদত্ত সেকেন্ড chances to realize that আপনি aren’t really a bad person and they have nothing to hate আপনি for. But some people just won’t like আপনি in life, so don’t waste your time fretting about why they don’t like...
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Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the প্রদর্শনী is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If আপনি look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the পিজা Hog", অথবা perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making আপনি upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way আপনি are, অথবা they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, অথবা don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying আপনি for "no reason", it's because they like you, অথবা is jealous of you, অথবা it's the spirits clashing.
posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give আপনি a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if আপনি can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your দিন been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written দ্বারা a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever আপনি do, don't just প্রদর্শনী up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and আপনি will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to চুম্বন in...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope আপনি enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and আপনি failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail আপনি out of jail, a best friend will be sitting পরবর্তি to আপনি saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the কূল like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made আপনি smile
8:Clear as a ঘণ্টা my nody ব্যক্ত "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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