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Wot if... THaSlimJim never was real??
Wot if he was actually kidnapped দ্বারা aliens 1282839 years পূর্বে and replaced our Prez w/ an alien PRETENDING to be the real SlimJim to fool us????????
Wot if they are just waiting for the দিন to take over earth through ThaSlimJim with an army of Slim Jims??/?/?
Wot if ThaSlimJim was behind the whole moon landing???
Wot if we are all figments of imagination created দ্বারা slim jims????
Wot if the origin of all weebs was bc of ThaSlimJim?????
Wot if... wot if this entire meme is a lie???!!?
WOT IF THIS ENTIRE প্রবন্ধ IS A LIE!!!1/??
WOT IF-
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Wot if... THaSlimJim never was real??
Wot if he was actually kidnapped দ্বারা aliens 1282839 years পূর্বে and replaced our Prez w/ an alien PRETENDING to be the real SlimJim to fool us????????
Wot if they are just waiting for the দিন to take over earth through ThaSlimJim with an army of Slim Jims??/?/?
Wot if ThaSlimJim was behind the whole moon landing???
Wot if we are all figments of imagination created দ্বারা slim jims????
Wot if the origin of all weebs was bc of ThaSlimJim?????
Wot if... wot if this entire meme is a lie???!!?
WOT IF THIS ENTIRE প্রবন্ধ IS A LIE!!!1/??
WOT IF-
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ফ্রোজেন fever starts off with Elsa deciding what to put on শীর্ষ of Anna's birthday cake. After she dose that she finds Olaf eating her ice cream cake. So she leaves Kristoff in charge. Than she tries to wake Anna up and get her ready for the party. Anna soon discovers that somehow got a COLD even when she lived in a ICE দুর্গ for half of Frozen. And than she starts sneezing and dose not notice that every time she sneezes she poofs up যেভাবে খুশী snowmen that for some reason never melt.
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets আরো sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts অভিনয় like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to বিছানা they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets আরো sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts অভিনয় like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to বিছানা they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100
Carving The Turkey
It is really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.
He makes a fancy প্রদর্শনী of it,
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we're certain that we'll starve.
He seems to take forever,
As we sit and shake our heads,
দ্বারা the time he's finished slicing,
He's reduced the birds to shreds.
He yells as loud as thunder,
Just before he's finally through
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
Daddy carves his finger too!
I'm sorry to brag for all of the Sega অথবা Sonic the hedgehog অনুরাগী who প্রণয় Sega's classic game,but I'm excited. When I went to Family Dollar, I saw a Genesis system for $40. Did আপনি read that? $40 for a genesis console,but I didn't have enough money. So I went প্রথমপাতা and bought $4 out of $39, and saw in my receipt; This Saturday on Nov.8, get a product over $25, $5 off. I became excited and told my Stepfather to take me to Family Dollar to buy the Sega Genesis Console $5 off. This means the price will be $35. This gaming console contains 80 sega games on the system. I'm so excited. Got news,brag about it.
1. সারমেয় can detect sadness in humans and often attempt to make their owners happy দ্বারা initiating cuddling.
2. In Iceland, আরো বই are published and sold per person every বছর than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published লেখক in their lifetime.
3. Hippo দুধ is pink.
4. President George W. গুল্ম was a cheerleader during high school and university.
5. আরো Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.
8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.
10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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And that's all for now.
2. In Iceland, আরো বই are published and sold per person every বছর than anywhere else in the world. Ten percent of Icelanders become a published লেখক in their lifetime.
3. Hippo দুধ is pink.
4. President George W. গুল্ম was a cheerleader during high school and university.
5. আরো Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
6. Walt Disney, the creator of Mickey Mouse, was afraid of mice.
7. Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.
8. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
9. There are two golf balls sitting on the moon.
10. In 1992, 29,000 rubber ducks washed off a ship. They were found thousands of miles away 8 years later.
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And that's all for now.
Sure ডিজনি may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil কুইন and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming অথবা evil dragon queen. No none of that.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not ভালুক to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever ফ্রোজেন in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not ভালুক to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever ফ্রোজেন in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.
The end.
