There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, অথবা being a creep, আপনি will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks আপনি can use.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell আপনি where I fucking live so we can fuck যেভাবে খুশী strangers.
Stranger: আপনি like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: আপনি ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, অথবা copy everything they say.
Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!
Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.
Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.
Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.
Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell আপনি where I fucking live so we can fuck যেভাবে খুশী strangers.
Stranger: আপনি like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: আপনি ARE talking about the person, right?
Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, অথবা copy everything they say.
10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their খাবার (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick গাধা in life.
18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My পছন্দ Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
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The MASTER of female shinigami.
19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick গাধা in life.
The red hot-blooded habanero.
18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My পছন্দ Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
The original dark magician...
Ok so me and my friend প্রণয় the mall but what makes it আরো fun are the following
-When your হারিয়ে গেছে looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could আপনি please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When আপনি go into a store adress your friend দ্বারা a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if আপনি go into one of those store that plays the সঙ্গীত REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but আপনি and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about যেভাবে খুশী things. like terrorists অথবা something
Have fun with বন্ধু at the mall!
-When your হারিয়ে গেছে looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could আপনি please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)
-When আপনি go into a store adress your friend দ্বারা a differnt name and have a weird personality
-if আপনি go into one of those store that plays the সঙ্গীত REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but আপনি and ur friend.
-Have weird conversations about যেভাবে খুশী things. like terrorists অথবা something
Have fun with বন্ধু at the mall!
Dream it Out Loud
How do আপনি speak in silence?
Why do আপনি sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.
Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what আপনি have found.
Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
How do আপনি speak in silence?
Why do আপনি sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.
Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what আপনি have found.
Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
A Child's Mind
A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything আপনি may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!
Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!
For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!
-Siri Mandali
Hope আপনি like it, I've পোষ্ট হয়েছে it in my blog too :) - link
A child's mind is so soft a clay
mold it to into anything আপনি may
it's tender and innocent so, for the moment
let it free to play!
Nothing does it know, of the Life's Dirty Play
For it life is all Bright and Gay
It is True, Sweet and Pure
But the way it is, Let it stay!
For in this world of misery and grief
To my mind is a relief,
that a Temple of Innocence
in the world still does exist!
-Siri Mandali
Hope আপনি like it, I've পোষ্ট হয়েছে it in my blog too :) - link
The Falling Man
One of the most haunting প্রতিমূর্তি captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated দ্বারা the smoke অথবা get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, আপনি rant so much about how আপনি have a hard time making choices. Whether আপনি should work on your assignment অথবা go out with your friends. Whether আপনি should তারিখ this guy অথবা that guy. Whether আপনি should break up with your boyfriend অথবা not. Whether আপনি should wear the পরাকাষ্ঠা ব্লাউজ অথবা the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
One of the most haunting প্রতিমূর্তি captured from 9/11, it shows a man free-falling after he has jumped from one of the windows of North Tower. He was one of the people they call “Jumpers”, who chose to jump to their death rather than get suffocated দ্বারা the smoke অথবা get buried under the rubble. Some called them cowards, while some sensationalized them as tragic symbols of 9/11. But the fact of the matter is, it was a hard choice for anyone to make, and one can not really judge the decisions a person makes in times like these.
People, আপনি rant so much about how আপনি have a hard time making choices. Whether আপনি should work on your assignment অথবা go out with your friends. Whether আপনি should তারিখ this guy অথবা that guy. Whether আপনি should break up with your boyfriend অথবা not. Whether আপনি should wear the পরাকাষ্ঠা ব্লাউজ অথবা the baby blue one.
Imagine the choice this man had to make.....
