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posted by Little_Cullen
So I was sitting at home, watching the comedy gala and texting (you know those meaningless conversations, the ones আপনি don't enjoy but আপনি don't want to just be rude and ignore your harasser), not really focusing, just দিবাস্বপ্ন (about a bunch of grapes, with each আঙ্গুর having a seperate personality and the ability to communicate, if আপনি must know. Imagine the arguments they'd get into...), vaguely conscious of the fact that on the T.V a comedian was up there standing there in silence with no one laughing.

I was then pulled out of my reverie (one আঙ্গুর had just ব্যক্ত to another "What did the...
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posted by E-Scope90
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Okay. Most of আপনি probably don't know of Razor, but many of us old-timers do. Razor is basically an internet terrorist. Bigger than a troll. He'll do anything he can to destroy someone. Everyone HATES HIM. HE IS A VANDAL. HE IS A SPAMMER. HE IS A SOCKPUPPET.
HE
IS
DANGEROUS!!!
We need to DESTROY him! He even says that his old IP was block! WE NEED TO প্রতিবেদন HIM!!! WE NEED TO BLOCK HIM FROM THE INTERNET AGAIN!!! BEFORE HE DESTROYS THIS GENERATION!!!
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posted by klaine_forever
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There is a game called woozworld -add me আপনি আপনি have one as well my name is ellanem- i've been playing it for a long time i've made tons of বন্ধু and one friend named Harrystyonede -name say Harry Sty one de- he says he harry styles -i know he's not- but i decide to dress up like louis tomlinson for the lol's and then harry acts around me -as louis- as if he would it were really harry and i think he's cute,funny,nice and all that but then i freeze and when i get back on he's gone im sad and sulk over him for a few days until i see him again and after all that, after i fall in প্রণয় with him..he doesn't remember me :(
posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
5
i was পাঠ করা this প্রবন্ধ called Ten things I want to tell teenage girls

and one of them is...Stop saying things like, “I don’t care what anyone thinks about me.” First of all, that’s not true. And সেকেন্ড of all, if it is true, আপনি need a perspective shift. Your reputation matters – greatly. আপনি should care what people think of you. I MEAN MY GOD!

I don't care what other people think of me, and I’m doing great in life! when people start to care what other people think they care to much about their looks, and they forgot to be themselves! sorry I just HAD to say something.


I think every girl, অথবা anyone really, should be themselves not matter what!
The most যেভাবে খুশী thing ever made - me and my friend talking on ফেসবুক chat. Brace yourself for an undescribable dose of epicness.

H - Hattress
E - Her Friend Emily

H: Why do আপনি call me and not say anything?
Second time in a row?

E: When did I call you?
Probably my sister was playing.

H: That explains a lot.
Many people call me দ্বারা accident because I'm first on their contacts list. (my name starts with a)

E: Was she গান গাওয়া "Hallelujah"?

H: Nope.
There were only some creaks
and kind of a distant scream
I thought that maybe you're being murdered.

E: Because we've got a torture chamber in our basement, but...
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posted by lupichkata
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Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what আপনি did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand অথবা a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of আপনি and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it...
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•    HUG it daily
•    Be nice and pet it when it is feeling emotional
•    Kiss it twice everyday
•    Play patty cake with it fiercely
•    Don’t cuss in your house
•    Give it an even number of baths everyday (You better be listening!)
•    Don’t let it watch educational television
•    Enter the room with a bow ,when আপনি visit your ঘোড়া বিষয়ক dormitory
•    Don’t ever scare it অথবা tease it with yarn...
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1. আপনি grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. আপনি take ছবি of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when আপনি sneeze.
5. আপনি don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at স্টারবাক্স্‌ and আপনি don’t even work there.
7. আপনি spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your মার্জার are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. আপনি can’t even remember your সেকেন্ড cup.
10. আপনি can jump-start your car without cables.


*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
 The কেবিন
The Cabin
কেবিন for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
    
    “She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house,...
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কেবিন for the Summer
Chapter Ten: Chelsea & Others
(I know this isn’t supposed to be Chelsea’s chapter, but since Chelsea and James broke up something is going to happen!)
By: moolah

    “I can’t do this anymore!” I screamed in his face, tears running down my face. “Stop yelling at me!” He yelled, a fist at his side. “It’s not helping anything!” Tori walked downstairs in her PJ’s and her eyes looking heavy. All the lights downstairs were on and Beth and David were trying to sleep, but I didn’t care. James had come back to the কেবিন drunk again with...
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posted by Insane4ever
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Before i start this story....sorry if i misspell things......




A guy is laying dead in a desert.....or is he just unconcious....he is moveing.....he cant be dead,this story will be following that guy.....that misterious guy that is misteriously laying in the middle of the desert....



The guy is slowly opening his eyes.....the sun is distracting him he cant see anything clearly enough yet.....he is thinking that he must have been unconcious for a long time,but how long,he doesnt know.his sight is slowly clearing up,he sees that he is in the middle of a desert.....no objects অথবা trees অথবা bushes around...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
2
Ok, I'm bored, so I think I'll talk about the thing we all প্রণয় - music.


What is music? সঙ্গীত is the most addictive drug you'll ever come across. It's the one thing that will go on living, that anyone can learn to love. There will be a peice of সঙ্গীত to suit everyone, আপনি can always find a song to relate to, no matter how you're feeling. When making music, you're creating a monster, a monster that will make people dance, sing, be happy. It's the most powerful monster of all.

Each good songwriter and composer has the ability to express emotions and feelings through lyrics and notes, and make other...
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posted by Gothheart13
1
MTAWGADTH.ADWG.DWTGA.MWPH.OWGAMPJAWNDGMDA হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ (JUST KIDING)
Yo mama so fat that when she wore a yellow rope the sun wanted to marry her.LOL
Knock knock Whos their Justin beiber Justin beiber who JUSTIN BEIBER WITH UGLY FEAVER.
SAY I IF U HATE JUSTIN BEIBER.
LALALA BLAH BLAH BLAH WAT TO DO.
I WANT GLASSES.
Spell i cup then say colors.
I LUV CHOCLATE.
I Rock.
DJ TURN IT UP THEN PEE IN A CUP.NOW KIDS HAV FUN NOW WERE DONE.WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN FEELIN GREENER THAN SHREK,SLEEPIN IN THE HOT TUB WITH A PAIN IN THE NECK.O HER EYES HER EYE THEY LOOK LIKE THEIR SO BLINDED SHE SO HORRIBLE THAT I TELL HER EVERYDAY JUST THE WAY U FART.

I WAS JUST BORED SO JUST I THIS HOPE U LIKE IT.
posted by EllentheStrange
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1.I got stabbed দ্বারা a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I মুষ্ট্যাঘাত boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the চিনাবাদাম butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet আপনি Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy ভালুক is staring at me.
. Before পাঠ করা any fanfiction, listen to "Whip My Hair" দ্বারা Willow Smith. (Trust me, it helps.)
. Read crappy অথবা overdescriptive fanfics in a dramatic voice.
. If it's REALLY crappy, draw a picture of it.
. After reading, try to picture it in your mind.
. If with a group, act it out with friends.
. Everytime a fanfiction mentions food, particularily what they're gonna eat, throw টোস্ট at your screen.
. Imagine the lead character as Ebony Dar'kness Dementia Raven Way (Google it).
. If there's an angsty part, yell "AAAAAANNNNNGGGGSSSSTTTT".
. If it's about your OTP, then say "DAWW!" after every sentance....
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posted by TDAPlayer158
2
Tonight আপনি go on a murder spree.

It happens every week.

I'm hoping that আপনি won't kill me.

আপনি buy weapons and guns.

আপনি are certainly hooked.

আপনি go crazy when your victim runs.

Once the অস্থি are torn.

আপনি cannot turn back.

I hate to say a war is born.

আপনি may think it's a-thrilling,

To end so many lives.

But আপনি should not go a-killing.

আপনি like it when your victims go jumping,

They give out loud hollers.

But you'll soon come to nothing.

Your stopping people from eating,

This trouble needs to stop.

No আরো talking, no আরো beating.

I know this will not cease,

It has been a বছর now,

আপনি have become a beast.

My friend, my friend.
here u go

1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the শীর্ষ of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the ভান্দার has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the ভান্দার

if আপনি have done one অথবা আরো of these tips আপনি should have benn সিংহাসন out

have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
posted by shomill
1
respect- sit down, shut up, and treat the other person like a god/goddess no matter how they really act

love- being nice to someone all the time, even when they obviously can't stand আপনি and and আপনি and them both would be much happer if আপনি weren't together

loyalty- sticking around for no reason, except possibly that you're too insecure to leave

faith- belief in something even in a complete absence of proof

hope- no matter how impossible your wishes seem, you're stupid enough to keep wishing

cynic- a realist, hardened দ্বারা a lifetime of emotional bondage
posted by jblovesme4ever
7
শীর্ষ WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHER

1)cry randomly

2) when the teacher calls on আপনি say whocares

3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on আপনি say how should i no

4)scream out nerd when আপনি walk দ্বারা somene

5)call smart ppl nerds

6)read magizenes when আপনি are supposed to do work

7)read this তালিকা as your history প্রতিবেদন and say this should be an a ppls

8) play your আইপড and say this is my fravorite song

9) always say yea when আপনি get an f in a test

10) say i llove আপনি to your teaachers

11)the end is always the begining of your project