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posted by টারমার২০

Abounding times in your life আপনি will meet mean অথবা rude people that আপনি dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This প্রবন্ধ will teach আপনি all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes অথবা they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", অথবা আপনি can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...

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Billionaire (Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars) Parody =D

posted by cute20k

***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here আপনি go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet আপনি didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...

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Why I Think Bullies and Mean Girls Act the Way They Do

posted by madisonsavanna

One দিন a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are আপনি laughing? I just insulted all of আপনি losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how আপনি feel আপনি have to take the time to make fun of us. আপনি obviously...

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tonight,my daddy......

posted by j-bfan7

My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All দিন long.

When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar

I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.

I try...

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যেভাবে খুশী FACTS that will leave আপনি (not) Dazed

posted by Dimka_Roza4eva

1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A ইঁদুর survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for সারমেয় are sold in Tokyo

6. A শুশুক sleeps with one eye open

7. A কুম্ভীর can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast সঙ্গীত makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs আরো than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...

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20 যেভাবে খুশী ways to eat oreos

posted by starwarsfangirl

These are just যেভাবে খুশী ways to eat my পছন্দ cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with স্ট্রবেরি milk
5. frozen
6. ফ্রোজেন with milk
7. ফ্রোজেন with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in ফ্রোজেন yogurt
11. in ফ্রোজেন yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with চিনাবাদাম butter
14. ফ্রোজেন with চিনাবাদাম butter
15. ফ্রোজেন with 7up
16. with চিনাবাদাম মাখন and 7up
17. with চেরি 7up
18. ফ্রোজেন with চেরি 7up
19. ফ্রোজেন with চিনাবাদাম মাখন and চেরি 7up
20. দ্বারা itself

If আপনি try any of these and like it, please write a মতামত and tell me which one(s) আপনি tried. :)

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Five Ways To Die (or get severly injured) From A লেবু

posted by amethyst44

Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if আপনি think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A লেবু is lying on the শীর্ষ step, and আপনি are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. সেকেন্ড later আপনি land on your ass, and পরবর্তি আপনি are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A লেবু is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the লেবু that was created দ্বারা your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the লেবু into her...

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Entertaing yourself in one quick paragraph

posted by skipperluvs

I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if আপনি ever, one দিন decide to call me that. If আপনি think I'm insane, run away, because আপনি are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too আপনি a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. আপনি think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .

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A vey যেভাবে খুশী and very Funny story called "Druckies"

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two বন্ধু riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a টাট্টু with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red শিয়াল is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...

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strange but cool facts-2

posted by shiriny

-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when আপনি sneeze because when আপনি sneeze, your হৃদয় stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A শামুক can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only জন্তু জানোয়ার that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders আরো than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...

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Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall

posted by BellaCullen96

Ride mechanical ঘোড়া বিষয়ক with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the সঙ্গীত store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos অথবা rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...

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Ways to Torture the পিজা Guy

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like আপনি know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: পিজা becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their প্রশ্ন with questions.
Ask about পিজা maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

Don on "All-Stars" and "Pahkitew Island"

posted by GroovyAhma2010

What if Don got আরো "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A বছর has passed by, and Don is chosen দ্বারা the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef ক্ষুদ্র কুঠারবিশেষ with a cashew. Instead, Don...

Summon Satan to Solve the Case - SMT Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. The Soulless Army (PS2 Cents)

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

So the Shin Megami Tensei franchise is a pretty well known series of games. And I’m not just saying that because it’s really Persona that people care about and Shin Megami Tensei has flown under the radar completely, no I’m not bitter, you’re bitter. Shut up. But this is not about me gushing over how great SMT Nocturne is. There are some people who don’t know about it, অথবা absolute heathens, some of them known as sundaes that are of the plastic variety, that say it’s just bad, which is fine, one is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong they are. Regardless, Nocturne was a...

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NikPiks - Ready Player One is Bad and Spielberg Should Feel Bad

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg

In the সাম্প্রতিক years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad লেখা behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and যোগদান the ranks of washed up directors like...

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5 Random, but Important Lessons From 60s ব্যাটম্যান

posted by mrcodegeass

The 1966 ব্যাটম্যান live action is known for how goofy it is. Despite how campy the প্রদর্শনী was it had lots of genuine হৃদয় and great lessons.

1. Women can be crime fighters.

During the 1960s women were still not treated with proper respect. Thankfully the show's wonderful creator, William Dozier, helped things out দ্বারা adding a female crime fighter to the show's third season: Batgirl. A lot of the show's female characters were easily tricked sidekicks to the male bad guys. The female sidekicks were a parody of what unfair men thought of women back in the past. Batgirl came along in the show's third...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards দ্বারা an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

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My শীর্ষ 10 LEAST পছন্দ Celebrites

posted by Coffeeuser

I've really been looking অগ্রবর্তী to doing this list. These are the celebrites that I absolutely HATE! This this case, number one is the WORST. I apologize if for some reason আপনি like one of these creeps. Just keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion. Please tell me what আপনি think.

10. Kevin James. A stupid troll who betrates the little people.

9. Tobey Maguire. Treats অনুরাগী like garbage.

9. Tobey Maguire. Treats fans like garbage.

8. Will Ferrell. Treats অনুরাগী like garbage.

8. Will Ferrell. Treats fans like garbage.

7. Jerry Lewis. Everything about him is ugly, especially his personality.

6. William Shatner. Nothing but an ugly fat pig.

5. Charlie Chaplin. Treated women like garbage and probably his অনুরাগী as well.

5. Charlie Chaplin. Treated women like garbage and probably his fans as well.

4. Chris Brown. Rihanna anyone?

3. Sean Penn. Madonna anyone?

2. Roddy McDowall. Ugh, how I loathe this creature.

1. Justin Bieber. I don't need to explain this do I?

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WayUp: Jobs and Internships for College Students and সাম্প্রতিক Grads

posted by KotokoAihara

Liz Wessel and J.J. Fliegelman, Co-Founders of WayUp

Hi! I work for a company called WayUp; an online site where college students can apply for jobs and internships. Before I started working for WayUp, I had created an account on WayUp to apply for jobs (one of which was a job for WayUp). What I really like about WayUp is the layout of the website as well as the variety of jobs available. What I especially like about many of the jobs is that আপনি can work on online অথবা on your college campus. When I say working on campus, I don't mean that আপনি are employed দ্বারা your college. What I mean is that আপনি will be a representative of a company on your campus...

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Last Friday - ক্রিপিপাস্তা

posted by slenderman777

I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if আপনি drive down this road on a দিন were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then আপনি might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is ব্যক্ত to be easy to recognize cause if its summer অথবা winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones আপনি can find in the stores. according to the story,if আপনি drive up along side her and roll down the window...