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posted by Emoshinell

RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same প্রশ্ন
Over and over again

Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down অথবা else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know আপনি know it's right So I say

(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
অথবা we take our time
So let's rush

I want আপনি to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush অথবা we may not
I want আপনি to know this
I want আপনি to know this
So I say

(Chorus X2)

Let's rush
Let's rush

Saten Twist Adventures, every হ্যালোইন episode;

posted by Canada24

SEASON 3;

[shades closing]

[windows clattering]

Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do আপনি think আপনি could secure those windows?

[webs shooting]

[windows close]

Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?

[birds squawk]

Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.

Harry: [growls nicely]

Fluttershy: Oh, look, you've filled it with everything I need to survive this awful night. Thank you. Thank আপনি all! Now I don't have to step a hoof outside until this whole thing is over.

[bucket clattering]

Fluttershy:...

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Shadowfan's Old CRINGY Writting

posted by ShadowFan100

So, this a piece of old shit that I actually forgot I even wrote. It was supposed to be like a prequel chapter thingy to this story I've been working on even since... 2007. The idea for ব্যক্ত story came to me in 2006, but I began লেখা this shit the পরবর্তি year. And low and behold, I give you: Cringe

If any of আপনি are easily traumatized দ্বারা cringy shit, please look away in 3, 2, 1...

Chapter 0: Before The Adventure

August 2nd 2102 at 6:00 pm.
Five years before the adventure began, 12-year-old Devin was just getting home, riding on his black skycycle. Devin wore a black shirt, with black pants.
It...

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Just my opinion of fun words to say

posted by skunkpile

Sponge. Spork. Excrement. Feeces. Squeegee. Ferment. Spatula. Boudin. Conundrum. Okie dokie. Doppelgänger. Gristle. Equinox. Absinthe. Wasp. Spunk. Tweezer. Wasabi. Pezz. Poinsettia. Creamatorium. Zamboni. Guillotin. Dollop. Beezlebub. Kiwi. Spatula. Bazooka. Gargantious. Lobotomy. Zucchini. Tortious. Oyster. Peroxide. Excrement. Malarkey. Locomotive. Kimosabi. Gristle. Duvet. Shishkabob. Strudel. Chipmunk. Fornicate. Gargonzola. Tsunami. Sludge.

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Welcome To The Internet

posted by kicksomebut23

Welcome to the Internet where

Fun, Corruption, and Socialization dwells at.

You will find Some Caring People.

And আপনি will find Some Ugly People.

The Ugly People on the Internet loves to

Troll, Argue All The Time, & Cyberbully Others.

Most of them do it because they want to boost

Oneself confidence, get rid of boredom in there life,

Or have problems they are dealing in there life.

Be careful with these people and never go far with them.

Unless আপনি want to become just like them.

The Caring People on the Internet are

Obviously Friendly, Helpful, and Straightforward.

It will seem like most people on...

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Smart insult উদ্ধৃতি

posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes আপনি so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told আপনি to be yourself simply couldn’t have প্রদত্ত আপনি worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t আপনি have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let আপনি mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are আপনি always this stupid অথবা are আপনি making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like আপনি before – but I had to pay an admission.

If আপনি took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d প্রণয় to help আপনি out…now, which way did আপনি come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

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101 things to do in a public bathroom

posted by IsabellaMCullen

I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall দেওয়াল and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 সেকেন্ড and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....

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The Weirdest, Randomest Story Ever

posted by wolfgrrl

I was born on a চিনাবাদাম plantation 62 সেকেন্ড before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", দ্বারা Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis পাতিহাঁস showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of চকোলেট অর্থহীন cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, অথবা eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the দিন I was born.

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21 Ways to Annoy a McDonalds cashier

posted by Guste_LT

1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is প্রদত্ত to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask আপনি any প্রশ্ন tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick আপনি out...

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তারকা Dance Lyrics

posted by nmdis

Wake up to your dreams
And watch them come true
I'll make আপনি whisper my name, I'll never leave the room
Night and day, I'll be your muse
No other girl can make আপনি feel the way I do
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If আপনি want me to
The sky is everywhere, so meet me under there
I can make the stars dance dance dance with you
Don't be afraid, close your eyes
Let me take আপনি to places you've never been tonight
I thought দ্বারা know you'd realize I can do anything I put my mind to
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If আপনি want me to
The...

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Things to remember

posted by randomgirl3000

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.

• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.

• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL

• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.

• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.

• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink আপনি have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.

• Get clear ice cubes দ্বারা boiling water before freezing it

• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.

• If আপনি accidentally write...

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Best Free Apps for iPod Touch and iPhone

posted by misse1000

iPod Touch, supports apps for iPhone when connected to Wifi (and sometimes, even without Wifi!)

As someone who doesn't buy ANYTHING from iTunes unless it's free, I've figured out how to get the best stuff for free. I've listed my শীর্ষ Ten পছন্দ Apps for iPod Touch (which I own) and iPhone.

10.) Pogo Games দ্বারা Electronic Arts
Free app that gives about 5-6 free games. Play online for some competition! If আপনি have a Pogo account, আপনি can also earn tokens!

9.) Flashcards* দ্বারা Jeff Holiday Software (also available for iPad)
This app is great! আপনি can download different flashcard sets simply দ্বারা searching for a topic অথবা আপনি can create your own. It's great for studying.

8.) চলচ্চিত্র দ্বারা Flixter with...

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Funny Urban Dictionary Definitions

posted by smileypop9

When I don't understand a word, I always go to link to see their silly definitions before I consult an actual dictionary.
I spent some time searching up words, and some of the definitions were hilarious! So here ya go, some of the definitions I found interesting/funny:

link
There's a lot of definitions. My fave one is:
'A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....
multiply out the brackets...
2a(3m+2p+12k-12-90)
...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT...

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why u should never mess with a tomboy

posted by darktheheghog

ok this is why u should never mess with a tomboy for one thing NEVER EVER make them wear পরাকাষ্ঠা অথবা EVER make them wear skirts but some of them wouldnt really mind if there বন্ধু were girly girls anyways the সেকেন্ড thing is that they might get mad if u call a tomboy weak অথবা stupid অথবা dumb that includes all u girly girls and the third thing is that if ur dating a tomboy make sure that u like them for who they are and this is for the guys because i might get ur butt kicked if they found out that ur just using them some tomboys has a really bad temper and also u should never make them wear girly...

In the Name of Harmen - Killer7 (PS2 Cents)

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Oh boy, am I excited to talk about today’s game. ফড়িং Manufacturing is probably one of my পছন্দ game studios out there. Sure, they don’t make the highest quality games, but their desire to make what they want to make rather than what some publisher wants them to is inspirational, and it’s that desire to create what they want to that has helped allow indie game developers to thrive in the modern age. One of their first games to truly reach a cult status was Killer7. Created as part of the Capcom Five, it was part of five games published and/or developed দ্বারা Capcom to be exclusives...

In-Indie - Absolver

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

Have আপনি ever played Dark Souls and went onto the PvP that the community creates? I layed Dark Souls III and tried out the PvP and had way আরো fun with it than literally anything that was put into the single player story. I really enjoyed it and wondered if there was any game with combat like this that was just PvP. And wouldn’t আপনি know it, there was. Not with weapons, of course, but আপনি take what আপনি can get. So let us talk about Absolver

So Absolver is about… uh… monks with masks or… something… Hang on, let me pull up a Wikipedia page. Alright, so the game followed a group...

In-Indie - Pikuniku

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

আপনি know… after playing YIIK and Morphies Law, I thought that indie games would stay grounded in some form of reality, with the characters acknowledging what they were looking at. But today’s indie title, is such a strange one, that I don’t even know what to make of it’s world অথবা it’s story. So today, let’s talk about a game that, oddly enough to add to the line of oddities, was developed দ্বারা Devolver Digital, Pikuniku

So Pikuniku is a game… that much is true. Pikuniku is a game where আপনি play as a little red thing with eyes and legs named Piku as he leaves a cave for the...

Life In The Fast Lane 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song (Start at 0:09): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog অনুরাগী Fiction

Life In The Fast Lane 2

Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta...

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40 Laws every girl should know about boys

posted by RipDudeHugh

Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: চিরশ্যামল গুল্মবিশেষ Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund

Not all boys are visceral, but all are elegant and considerative in some way. - Featured: Holly Wood Leading Man, Junior Garett Hedlund

1.Only select of us boys will ever be sculpted.

2.You can প্রণয় any boy, as every boy can প্রণয় reciprocally.

3.There is a range of us boys; some of us face life incarceration, some of us like Ludwig Wittgenstein went about Aerodynamic Engineering, then Philosophy.

4.Any boy can "'go religion" if his soul is a bit chipped অথবা broken.

5.We like girls that talk smooth, especially the girls who can tie if off with respect.

6.We will act like boys, if the circumstance requires us to only act as so.

7.We know that a relation between us will keep developing a relation.

8.We do not have our own house ready...

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The Art Of Clickbait #2 (A Deathding Original)

posted by deathding

Episode 2 is here!

Welcome back mates! In case আপনি missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this প্রবন্ধ series is all about.

In the last episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and যেভাবে খুশী scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked আপনি all for ideas in the মতামত section below! That's also how this প্রদর্শনী will be running from now on, so if আপনি like this series, then don't forget to অনুরাগী and leave a মতামত below on what আপনি guys and gals want me to create in the পরবর্তি episode!

And with that being said, let's...