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posted by ShadowFan100

There has been thoughts on my mind a lot these last few days and I think its time I talk about them.

But before I go on, let me just say that I am NOT trying to make people angry অথবা start a "war" on the 'net, I'm just gonna say how I honestly feel about all this.

When I go on the 'net, I discover tons of "religious wars" going back and forth over who's right অথবা wrong about what people believe and the way they think.

To me, I choice to be in the neutral spot when it comes to things like this. Why? Because humans have become "one-sided" and are getting worse. Only focusing on one side causes fights...

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My Opinion on Shake it Up

posted by hatelarxene

Since Shake it Up has ended (thank goodness), I've decided to write a review on it. This প্রদর্শনী sucks. Big time.

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Yeah... People of that moronic প্রদর্শনী expect me to call THAT music? That whole song অথবা whatever the hell that was was nothing but auto-tune & editing!

They are awful actors, shitty singers (they don't even sing), and the characters are complete Mary-Sues! As for their dancing... please! All they do in that প্রদর্শনী is সরানো around & look like a bunch of monkeys. I've watched plenty of solid dancing movies, & let me tell আপনি that these dancers are horrible, and no way in hell...

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How Technology made us Rude and Lazy

posted by Kyssmig

E-mails, text messages, voicemails- আপনি name it, we’ve got it. Technology has created many creative and wonderful ways for us to keep in touch with each other, as well as make our lives easier at the same time. With our busy schedules, it is not always easy to keep in touch with বন্ধু and family the way we would always like to. The days of sitting down and having a nice, long phone conversation seems like a memory of the past and is a rare thing to happen on a frequent basis these days. Not to worry though, because with E-mails and text messaging available, we are sure to keep in touch...

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10 ways how to get revenge on a enemy.

posted by IcePhoniex

1. Ruin there পছন্দ dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with সুপ and prank him.
8. চুম্বন her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)

All made up দ্বারা me. ^ ^

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Bond_Of_Fury's শীর্ষ 20 best hard rock songs

posted by Bond_Of_Fury

I decided to create a তালিকা of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", দ্বারা Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", দ্বারা Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", দ্বারা Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", দ্বারা ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", দ্বারা Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", দ্বারা Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", দ্বারা Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", দ্বারা Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", দ্বারা Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", দ্বারা Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", দ্বারা The Runaways
12. "Mother, দ্বারা Danzig
13. "Voodoo", দ্বারা Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", দ্বারা Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", দ্বারা Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", দ্বারা Autograph
17. "I প্রণয় আপনি Period", দ্বারা Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", দ্বারা Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", দ্বারা Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", দ্বারা Kansas

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We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

posted by KillingIzGood

These are our rules! Please note ... these are
all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put
it down. We need it up, আপনি need it down. আপনি don't hear us
complaining about আপনি leaving it down.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what আপনি want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints
do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable উত্তর to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you...

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Facts that will make আপনি rethink things

posted by SymmaGirl2

The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked দ্বারা a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on বড়দিন দিন 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are আরো bacteria in the ice machines at fast খাবার restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are আরো than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...

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15 ways to annoy your parents

posted by Feathershine

1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a তারিখ অথবা something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up দ্বারা dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If আপনি have a dog অথবা cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When আপনি spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....

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17 যেভাবে খুশী things that will cure your boredom.

posted by amberhead4378

1.find something old and breakable and go up to a apartment অথবা building অথবা highest floor in your house and open a window and estimate how long it will take that thing to hit the groung then throw it out the the window and cout how many seconds/minutes it takes to hit the ground really.
2.go to wal-mart,enough said
3.go outside and try to sell a old stuffed animal on a leash to people who look important to society,like hobos
4.go to your neighbors and tell them they need to stop the rucus and to shut up your trying to sleep even if its the middle of the দিন and they arent making any noise
5.go to...

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Useful Hawaiian Phrases

posted by x-menobsessed26

Useful Hawaiian Phrases
On the Plane
My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!

If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.

I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.

Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o kahi pepeiao!

Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o Severe...

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20 things to do in an Exam.

posted by ciaraluvsjustin

1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few মিনিট early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers অথবা symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read প্রশ্ন out loud,debate your উত্তর with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M...

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Bella Thorne's REAL ghost experience: from ASTROgirl magazine

posted by DxCFan123

"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and দ্বারা brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in বিছানা and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...

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miley cyrus sucks

posted by jblovesme4ever

[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add আরো on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ সঙ্গীত vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese...

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The truth about পিকাচু

posted by deathchick9

Over the many years of pikachu,if আপনি look closely পিকাচু has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
____________________________________
Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

________________________

Ash:Loose some weight আপনি fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
_________________________________________

Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his খাবার up.Pikachu...

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101 ways to annoy people

posted by melcu

1. Sing the ব্যাটম্যান theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with বন্ধু in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If আপনি have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours দ্বারা hooking a ক্যামকোর্ডার to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal দ্বারা conspicuously licking...

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OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that আপনি can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can তারিখ Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do আপনি realize how crazy and gross a lot of অনুরাগী are???? Here is a gross প্রবন্ধ about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached দ্বারা “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

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50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

posted by musicfanaticXD

Similar to "30 Things To Do During An Exam." খুঁজুন for it in this club, it's way funnier. Apologies if this তালিকা is a little outdated.

50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 মিনিট & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that আপনি can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat...

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আইপড Shuffle Poem Game

posted by Bluekait

Example:

There's someone knockin' on my door

There in the shadows, looks like a hand

Come to the rescue now

Once there was a man who decided he knew everything

Life's been so good to me

I went to see what I could find

আপনি never lived in the streets though আপনি wish আপনি had

I'm so sorry, please forgive me

Living in the sixth dimension

Over time I've come to feel

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If আপনি need help অথবা another example for a better understanding, let me know.

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Johnny Lightning Episode 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Langley, West Virginia.

Commander Kane: *Walks up to Ted* How are the new watches coming out?
Ted: I think you'll be pleased with the work me, and Mabel did. দ্বারা the way, how's Johnny doing?
Commander Kane: We found a replacement who's willing to use his name to protect his identity.

Sundsvall Sweden. Johnny Lightning was driving south on the Sundsvallbron. A bridge that was part of the E4 highway. His car was a shiny silver Alfa Romeo.

Johnny: *Smiling as he looks at himself in the rear view mirror. He then sees a red Nissan close to him*

The red car overtook him, and a black man pointed a MP7 at...

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Don't be hard on yourself. 💎

posted by Nuri__

Yes you are.

Good দিন everyone.

I just wanted to quickly write this প্রবন্ধ after thinking about it last night because I couldn't help but to feel the need to say something to everyone who is struggling with life.

Life is tough? yeah it fucking is man!! but guess what if your thoughts are stuck negatively আপনি going nowhere in progress you'll only sink আরো and আরো into depression.

Even if আপনি feel আপনি couldn't!!!! get a grip and try a hundred times never give up.

It's impossible to go অগ্রবর্তী without one strong step from you.

Somehow you'll manage, learn how to trick your brain into positive thinking it will...