The Schizophrenic House

This took me a while to make, but anywys...these are comebacks i could think of that might work pretty well, Enjoy~

1. Tell them they're just জেলি because prussia is awesomer than them

2. Slowly look up at them with russia's sadistic grin and say in a creepy voice "You will become one with me"

3. Give them a creepy france smile

4. Call them a bloody wanker in a terrible british accent.

5. Shout at them saying they're just জেলি because you're the hero.

6. Call them a টমেটো bastard

7. Give them a creepy smile and jump up and down while yelling " marry me marry me marry me "

8. Smile darkly and...

Found this on www.funny.com.

1. during health class ask them if its natural to have pimples on your butt
2. during phys. ed. when the teacher says any আরো প্রশ্ন say " why does my সারমেয় breath smell like dog food"
3. slip a dollar on your test and write thanks for the A+ প্রণয় (your name)
4. use your cell phone during class and when the teacher tells আপনি to bring it there say wait wait i really need to take this call and when they try to talk again say shhh shhh
5. put posters in the drug ed. room that says lets get drunk... if আপনি dont have a drug ed room they can go around the school too.
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