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101 ways to annot people pt.2 - last 51

posted by boomerlover

Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of কমলা traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your ডিনার with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in যেভাবে খুশী spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone আপনি meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...

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Mysterious প্রণয় chapter two

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love

-chapter two-

That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few ঘন্টা I fell asleep and woke up দ্বারা the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a শার্ট that had some sort of শিরোনাম on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old কনভার্স on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are আপনি doing here aren't আপনি supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...

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100 Reasons why আপনি প্রণয় her

posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮

1. I প্রণয় the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I প্রণয় the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I প্রণয় the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I প্রণয় the way আপনি look at me.

5. I প্রণয় how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I প্রণয় the way I can’t imagine a দিন without আপনি in my life.

7. I প্রণয় the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I প্রণয় the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I প্রণয় the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I প্রণয় how I know you’ll always be there when I need আপনি to be.

11....

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101 Ways to Annoy your Teacher

posted by simpleplan

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, আপনি answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, আপনি answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, আপনি answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, আপনি say “is that so?”
5. If আপনি so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher আপনি did not turn in your homework because আপনি were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

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50 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew: (Guys perspective)

posted by CullenProperty

1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When আপনি sleep over never boss me around in বিছানা unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If আপনি don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” অথবা “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If আপনি want sex, just ask. (In case আপনি didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with আরো than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are আপনি busy?" অথবা "Are আপনি doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all দিন but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

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67 cute and funny things... (GIRLS ONLY!!)

posted by Dreamer4eva

1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes আপনি make me so mad i wanna throw আপনি in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style আপনি wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...

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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy- Guys point of View

posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮

44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make আপনি tear up :)
 Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist. 
2-Talk to her. 
3-Share secrets. 
4-Give her your jacket.
 5-Kiss her slowly.

Are আপনি remembering this?

6-Hug her. 
7-Hold her. 
8-Laugh with her. 
9-Invite her somewhere. 
10-Let her be with আপনি when you're with your friends.

Keep reading...

11-Smile with her. 
12-Take pics with her. 
13-Pull her onto your lap. 
14-When she says she loves আপনি more, deny it. fight back. 
15-When her বন্ধু say i প্রণয় her আরো than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...

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42 Things that will make your parents go crazy

posted by ilovepenguins

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary বন্ধু that আপনি talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...

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A Funny Text Message !!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

my friend sent me this text message a while পূর্বে and i thought it was hilarious!!!

i need to ask আপনি somethingand i want আপনি to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how আপনি feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want আপনি to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi অথবা Coke?

Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.

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যেভাবে খুশী things to say when বন্ধু are around

posted by Blitzy_Utonium

1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog খাবার is a beautiful thing to watch when আপনি are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when আপনি sleeeeeep.

13. Bye ব্যক্ত Santa while eating Blitzen.

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101 things to do in a public bathroom

posted by IsabellaMCullen

I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall দেওয়াল and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 সেকেন্ড and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....

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50 Fun Things To Do at Walmart

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten মিনিট intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people আপনি can get to যোগদান in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department দ্বারা sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...

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প্রশ্ন a Perverted Boyfriend Might Ask অথবা Do, and What Your Anwsers Can Be If আপনি Are Like Me

posted by MidnaTikal8223

1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would আপনি mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs আপনি and takes a little something off আপনি would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are আপনি sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If আপনি say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all আপনি want, not like I care if আপনি are অথবা aren't...As long as আপনি don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...

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Nature

added by Rodz

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shoo da whoop sparta style

added by emostan

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Learn About Your Chinese Zodiac Sign!

posted by breebree446

বছর Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000

Year Of The Dragon: 1904 * 1916 * 1928 * 1940 * 1952 * 1964 * 1976 * 1988 * 2000

বছর of the Rat-(1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996)
Occupying the 1st and most prominent position on the Chinese Zodiac, the ইঁদুর symbolizes such character traits as wit, imagination and curiosity. Rats have keen observation skills and with those skills they’re able to deduce much about other people and other situations. Overall, Rats are full of energy, talkative and charming but they have a tendency to become aggressive.
Rats are full of good উপদেশ but they will never share their troubles with others. They are honest individuals and they enjoy living for the moment. They’re...

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse অথবা Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by emmett

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up দ্বারা গান গাওয়া সৈকত Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say আপনি taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10....

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who's dating who(ORIGINAL SONG )

posted by heavenly13

yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, পিয়ানো , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest

WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes

then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , আপনি know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......

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Impossible to please joke

posted by boomerlover

Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor দ্বারা floor, and once আপনি find what আপনি are looking for, আপনি can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling আপনি what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The বন্ধু laugh and without hesitation...