যেভাবে খুশী stuff on my computer?

শ্রদ্ধার্ঘ্য to my friend, আপনি know who আপনি are, for the idea and the inspiration. Thank আপনি so much, আপনি are awesome :)

Perfection.
That's a word all of us have, অথবা will have, tried to accomplish. I'm pretty sure one of আপনি out there's trying to be the শীর্ষ of the class অথবা শীর্ষ of your sports team অথবা getting the attention of someone অথবা trying to make your parents proud অথবা something. And I'm pretty sure once অথবা twice one of us has failed. We've all felt insecure at one point, felt misery, darkness and pain. We've all felt the need to take our lives away অথবা draw blood অথবা run away অথবা something of that...

Fake carsickness.

Lean back in your আসন on the person behind you.
Ask. Are we there yet? Every 5 Minutes.

Have arguments with someone in the car.

Stick your head out the window like a dog.

Sing with the radio loudly even if আপনি don’t know the words.

Actually get carsick.

Play with every gadget আপনি find in the car.

Have belching contests.

Accelerate and brake every 4 seconds.

Count to 10 before going at a stop sign.

Run a yellow light but change your mind while আপনি still can.

Drive down the left turn lane.

Slow down when আপনি see a sign that says, “bridge may be icy,” especially in the dead of summer....

Im swimming through the shadows
Try to escape from my fears
It's okay I'm fine
Ignore my tears.


Im dashing down the never ending hall
They might as well paint my fears on the wall
Whose gonna catch me when I fall
When I trip
Over the darkness

And don't let my smile fool ya
Cuz im just too sad to cry and
On the inside I am dyin'

Its like Im dying in my sleep
Im slowly killed দ্বারা my dreams
Just remember that everything's never as it seems..

I could cry but say everything's alright
I'll just smile to get through the night.

Everything may look like it's going okay
But u can look past my smile
And its like nothings...

haha I loved it...^.^ no offense to any blonde people around ফ্যানপপ and around the world :D


Blonde Joke
the funniest blonde joke
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

* she called me to get my phone number.

* she spent 20 মিনিট looking at the কমলা রস box because it ব্যক্ত "concentrate."

* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

*she tried to drown a fish.

*she thought a quarterback was a refund.

*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

*she tripped over...

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