my JAK 2 sketch

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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. কুইন Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS

I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R এল-মৃত্যু পত্র Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!

1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the শীর্ষ of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy ভালুক and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. আপনি hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as আপনি can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say আপনি were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a যেভাবে খুশী person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive আপনি cheated on me with that whore" and point to a যেভাবে খুশী girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If আপনি are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If আপনি are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz অথবা dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.

A stoner walks into an appliance store and asks the owner, "How much for that TV set in the window?"
The owner looks at the TV set, then looks at the stoner, and says, "I don't sell stuff to potheads." So the stoner tells the owner that he'll quit toking and will come back the পরবর্তি week to buy the TV. A week later, the stoner comes back and says, "I quit smoking pot. Now, how much for that TV set in the window?"
And the owner says, "I told আপনি I don't sell to potheads!" So the stoner leaves again.
He comes back a week later and says, "How much for that TV?"
The owner says, "I'm not going to tell আপনি again, I don't sell to potheads!!!"
The stoner looks back at the owner and says, "How can আপনি tell I'm a pothead?"
The owner looks back and says, "Because that's a microwave."

everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana

just because আপনি প্রণয় someone else doesn't mean আপনি have to break one আরো heart.
-alana

everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana

it doesn't matter how আপনি look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana

life is never the same, আপনি can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana

believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana

if আপনি dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana

life is precious with who your with, not with who আপনি want to be with.
-Alana

why be who your not, when আপনি can enjoy being who আপনি are.
-Alana

if আপনি let yourself down, আপনি let everyone behind আপনি down.
-Alana

your first প্রণয় will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana