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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give আপনি a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if আপনি can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your দিন been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written দ্বারা a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever আপনি do, don't just প্রদর্শনী up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and আপনি will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to চুম্বন in...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope আপনি enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and আপনি failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail আপনি out of jail, a best friend will be sitting পরবর্তি to আপনি saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the কূল like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made আপনি smile
8:Clear as a ঘণ্টা my nody ব্যক্ত "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the টাইটানিক first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character অথবা the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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FRIENDS: Lend আপনি their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat অথবা drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why আপনি have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents দ্বারা Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, দ্বারা Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail আপনি out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting পরবর্তি to আপনি sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen আপনি cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else আপনি cried...just laugh about it with আপনি in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised দ্বারা the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one মাছ heading...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your বন্ধু

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them আপনি are raising money to buy খাবার for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that আপনি want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines দিন gift your বন্ধু a cucumber and tell them আপনি grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it পরবর্তি to your ear and say that he talks to আপনি and says he need a new প্রথমপাতা and thats why আপনি buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like অথবা প্রণয় and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn আরো fans......add যেভাবে খুশী ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn আরো fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn পদক ...u have to add আরো pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have আরো পদক .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get আরো fans.....and frnds too.

when i have আরো ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this প্রবন্ধ will be useful have a gr8 দিন everybody and type ur মতামত plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a পিজা and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best পিজা ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at যেভাবে খুশী times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that আপনি are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this তালিকা ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs আপনি know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that আপনি are a muggle born even if আপনি did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope আপনি liked it!
posted by Cantwait4book5
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a প্রশ্ন on this spot that asked "If আপনি saw Justin Bieber standing on the শীর্ষ of a building getting ready to jump, would আপনি cry অথবা scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on শীর্ষ of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do আপনি people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone আপনি know অথবা care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created দ্বারা augustemily1997

Created দ্বারা augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did আপনি know that every night before আপনি go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to চুম্বন you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If আপনি repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with আপনি will approach আপনি within one মাস and ask আপনি out অথবা grab আপনি and চুম্বন you. but if আপনি break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did আপনি here about the blonde who shot an অনুষ্ঠান- অ্যারো into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do আপনি do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the রাস্তা when the sign ব্যক্ত "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when আপনি ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
User: I didn't know আপনি could play Twister all দ্বারা yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know আপনি could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: আপনি spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he অথবা she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that আপনি can see that আপনি di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the পরবর্তি stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the পরবর্তি stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is দ্বারা far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic প্রশ্ন being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some উত্তর that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can আপনি send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi সৈকত on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was পাঠ করা the Wal-Mart প্রবন্ধ and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the মতামত section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read প্রশ্ন aloud, বিতর্ক your উত্তর with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that আপনি can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in খুঁজুন of you
Looking for the হৃদয় now
Have আপনি heard the news
maybe আপনি গাউন it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in খুঁজুন of you
Looking for he হৃদয় now
Have আপনি heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find আপনি soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of আপনি know it as the only song i know দ্বারা হৃদয় from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge মাকড়সা i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: নমস্কার everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are বন্ধু live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: নমস্কার everypony. Great to see আপনি again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never ব্যক্ত we weren't going to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are বন্ধু live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are আপনি called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then আপনি would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it....
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