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Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I প্রণয় deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would আপনি know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what আপনি need, and I'll tell you...
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1) I can't reach my license unless আপনি hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't আপনি the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, আপনি must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are আপনি Andy অথবা Barney?

6) I thought আপনি had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do আপনি know why আপনি pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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posted by ciaraluvsjustin
1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your ব্রিফকেস অথবা purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person পরবর্তি to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
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