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1. When আপনি get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why আপনি were speeding, tell him আপনি wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend আপনি are deaf.

4. If he asks if আপনি knew how fast আপনি were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if আপনি can see his gun.

6. When he says আপনি aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why আপনি were speeding, tell him আপনি had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him দ্বারা his first name.

11. Pretend আপনি are gay and ask...

Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if আপনি talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're বন্ধু with other guys.

But when you're sitting পরবর্তি to us, and some যেভাবে খুশী guy walks into the room
 and আপনি jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if আপনি sit there and talk to him for ten মিনিট without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...