Funny

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read প্রশ্ন aloud, বিতর্ক your উত্তর with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that আপনি can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this প্রশ্ন on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make প্রণয় with আপনি
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until আপনি find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit আপনি first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of আপনি shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give আপনি a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...