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শীর্ষ 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time আপনি wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say আপনি don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...

79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your ব্রিফকেস অথবা handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the দেওয়াল without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him অথবা her to call আপনি Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...

I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was বড়দিন Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute নৌকা hanging on the বড়দিন বৃক্ষ and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of রাম into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at বড়দিন time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...

1. If using a touch-tone, press যেভাবে খুশী numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival পিজা place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their প্রশ্ন with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

Act like আপনি know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: পিজা becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their প্রশ্ন with questions.
Ask about পিজা maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...

This is a My Little টাট্টু অনুরাগী fiction. If আপনি do not like talking ঘোড়া বিষয়ক that come in multiple colors, please run away for your life.





The অনুরাগী fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০ অনুরাগী Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate...

I thought I could protect you
From paying for my sins
And I've been walking this earth
Long enough, that death's a gift
(Ohhhh girl)

Been living this life so patient
Until I see আপনি again
It's war we're facin'
I know that if I die
My only choice is still defending

No matter what they say
My প্রণয় for আপনি is
greater than their powers
And their armies from above

You give me strength
I'm with আপনি either way
If I die
If I stay
Give me strength
I'm with আপনি either way
Nothing's lost
No আরো pain
Just give me strength

The scars and the wounds
I wear them proud like tattoos
Reminds me that I হারিয়ে গেছে you
Reminds that I'll be
Living...

People liked my old গুজ্‌বাম্প প্রবন্ধ so in the spirit of October lets do this...


BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired দ্বারা a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, আপনি know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck দ্বারা lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..


WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...

As we have mentioned before, link is an online game, আপনি have to have a set of computers অথবা if আপনি want to play via mobile phone, that’s okay too. Being a 3D game drift hunter is a feast for eyes and minds.

Interestingly, আপনি can customize your cars with multiple amazing features. আপনি may modify not just the engine, but also the gearbox, the turbocharger, the cambers, the brake pressure, the brake balance, and more.

Challenging Racetracks and Improvised Customization
Drift Hunter is a game of multiple challenging racetracks. আপনি will have to earn money দ্বারা playing. And with that balance, you...

No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I হারিয়ে গেছে my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I হারিয়ে গেছে my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't আপনি cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...

Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
Girls with ট্যাটু who like getting in trouble
Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines
Buy myself all of my পছন্দ things (yeah)

Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage?
Rather be tied up with calls and not strings
Write my own checks like I write what I sing, yeah (yeah)

My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossy
Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (yeah)

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
I want it, I got...

I wanna take আপনি somewhere so আপনি know I care
But it's so cold and I don't know where
I brought আপনি daffodils in a pretty string
But they won't ফুল like they did last spring

And I wanna চুম্বন you, make আপনি feel alright
I'm just so tired to share my nights
I wanna cry and I wanna love
But all my tears have been used up

On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up

Oh oh

And if somebody hurts you, I wanna fight
But my hands been broken, one too many times
So I'll use my voice,...

On a cobweb afternoon
In a room full of emptiness
By a freeway I confess
I was হারিয়ে গেছে in the pages
Of a book full of death
Reading how we'll die alone
And if we're good, we'll lay to rest
Anywhere we wanna go

In your house I long to be
Room দ্বারা room patiently
I'll wait for আপনি there
Like a stone
I'll wait for আপনি there
Alone

On my deathbed I will pray
To the gods and the angels
Like a pagan to anyone
Who will take me to heaven
To a place I recall
I was there so long ago
The sky was bruised
The wine was bled
And there আপনি led me on

In your house I long to be
Room দ্বারা room patiently
I'll wait for আপনি there
Like a stone
I'll...

Ooh yeah

I just pretend
That i'm in the dark
And i don't regret
'Cause my হৃদয় can't
Take a loss

I'd rather be
so oblivious
I'd rather be
with you

When it's said, when it's done, yeah
I don't ever wanna know
I can tell what you've done, yeah
When i look at you

In your eyes
I see there's something burning inside you
Oh, inside you
In your eyes
I know it hurts to smile, but আপনি try to
Oh, আপনি try to
You always try to hide the pain
You always know just what to say
I always look the other way
I'm blind, i'm blind
In your eyes
You lie, but i don't let it define you
Oh, define you

I try to find love
In someone else
too many...

Well, it’s that time of the বছর again. Halloween, the মাস of scares, despite the fact that the বছর 2020 has been a fucking nightmare আরো than anything হ্যালোইন could do. Last বছর I looked at five exploitation horror films. Some were good. Some were absolute trash. But I wanted to do that again. And this time, I wanted to up the ante. I wanted to take it a step further. Not with graphic content. God no. Nothing will ever make me sick like Nekromantik, I think. But in scale. Instead of five films, I decided to check out ten this year. Ones of differentiating quality. Will there be diamonds...

No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a দিন off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all আপনি want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...

#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up দ্বারা the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The সারমেয় turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and ফের্গেই into সারমেয় and take over their identities, then Cooper and ফের্গেই transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels অথবা something like that, I don't know. Stine...

Well, after some minor errors in the process, the SWERY মাস marathon is back on track. Hopefully. The পরবর্তি review will be tomorrow and will hopefully be just as passionate as this one. We did not have a great start to this month, let’s just say, and I really apologize for that. A rather drab game that SWERY had little creative control over, that was a game I had no desire in playing, and was immediately followed দ্বারা lots of personal stuff in life taking over. But thankfully, we can সরানো on with the schedule and get on to better things from SWERY. Better things, such as the game that truly...

Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, আরো condensed reviews but আপনি get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, অথবা didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out দ্বারা saying this. This game is already infinitely...