শীর্ষ 10 signs your partner needs a vacation
1) He keeps handcuffing himself দ্বারা accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants আপনি to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking আপনি if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and আরো সঙ্গীত on the police channel
1) He keeps handcuffing himself দ্বারা accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants আপনি to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking আপনি if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and আরো সঙ্গীত on the police channel
This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
আপনি may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that আপনি would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
প্রণয় আপনি in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate আপনি
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from আপনি can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about আপনি
before they go to sleep.
6. আপনি mean the world to someone.
7. আপনি are special and unique.
8. Someone that আপনি don't even know exists loves you.
9. When আপনি make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When আপনি think the world
has turned its back on আপনি
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments আপনি received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
আপনি may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that আপনি would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
প্রণয় আপনি in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate আপনি
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from আপনি can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about আপনি
before they go to sleep.
6. আপনি mean the world to someone.
7. আপনি are special and unique.
8. Someone that আপনি don't even know exists loves you.
9. When আপনি make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When আপনি think the world
has turned its back on আপনি
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments আপনি received.
Forget about the rude remarks.