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girl 1: OMFG did u hear dat mr scalleywag got fired
girl 2: yah...do u think we should make him a good-bye card???????
girl 1: HECK NO
girl 2: y?????
girl 1: remeber, wat he made us do
girl 2: oh yah.......wait wat???????
girl 1: he made us do really hard pop-quizes, remeber
girl 2: no dat waz ms perrywinkle
girl 1: oh yah.....i know lets make mr scalleywag a good-bye card
girl 2: i just.......never mind
girl 1: sooooo u will come 2 my place nd we will make it
girl 2: k, গর্ত tomorrow we will bring it to skool
girl 1: y
girl 2: so everyone can sign it and গর্ত we will mail it 2 mr scalleywag
girl 1: k, sooo i'll come over 2 ur house
গির 2: i thought i waz coming 2 ur house
girl 1: nah we will make it at ur house because u hav better art stuff dan me :)
girl 2: k bye :)
girl 1: bye :)

In haloween people are supposed to dress up in scary costumes... and well scare someone!
were I live, I didn't find anything scary.
Tinkerbell.... NOT SCARY princesses......NOT SCARY
hot সারমেয় wearing iron man masks...NOT SCARY
fat sumo wrestelers.....maybe a little bit....
NOT SCARY, আপনি get the point. Why couldn't they have at least one person who has a arm that comes of when আপনি touch it.but,when I was watching my little brother trick অথবা treat I saw this man.... He was in a wheelchair... saying ders ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট over there!, In this weird voice that reminded me of Michal Jackson! Then out of no where he fell out of his wheel chair and said,Yah want to shake my
hand?, with his black teeth open wide....then, I steped back a few (dozen) feet with my eyes
open wide. that was the only thing on haloween that actually scared me.

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which মাস do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?





Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:

1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.

2) Ecuador.

3) From মেষ and horses.

4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.

5) কাঠবিড়াল fur.

6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.

7) Albert. When he came to the সিংহাসন in 1936 he respected the wish of কুইন Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.

8) Distinctively crimson.

9) New Zealand.

10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.

listen guys আপনি all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I ব্যক্ত horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a সেকেন্ড chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if আপনি don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten আপনি অথবা go after আপনি if আপনি don't don't worry

but if আপনি do forgive me আপনি wont regret it I promise

please forgive

also don't প্রতিবেদন me please just read the প্রবন্ধ and don't প্রতিবেদন me I wont be mean ever again

if আপনি guys forgive me awesome if আপনি don't then oh well

but I still would like to say im sorry to all

--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never ব্যক্ত আপনি NEED a nose job. I just ব্যক্ত it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could আপনি excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have প্রদত্ত someone like আপনি a সেকেন্ড look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I তারিখ just won't be as smart as I am.
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Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered দ্বারা our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 সেকেন্ড (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call আপনি forth.
Hoping আপনি are well,
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