Girls i think are pretty

Ways to Annoy:
1.say a যেভাবে খুশী word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a খাবার they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy পরবর্তি to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as আপনি can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the রান্নাঘর and come out with ketchup all over আপনি and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem...

Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope আপনি like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when আপনি heard someone talking on the intercom, আপনি fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give আপনি a ride প্রথমপাতা and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a মাশরুম and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...

1. Don't EVER tell us to CALM DOWN when we're angry. We hate that, and it often makes the situation worse.
2. Don't act like আপনি know what you're talking about when আপনি don't. It just pisses us off.
3. Don't treat us badly and with disrespect.
4. Don't give us commands like we're some kind of dog. We're your equal and should be treated as such.
5. Sure, you're the guy, so আপনি can act like you're the stronger one... Whatever... But, don't EVER act like you're the head of the house. Relationships are to be an equal situation.
6. Don't yell at us when we do something wrong.
7. When আপনি screw up, don't...

Researchers in the UK examined আরো than 1000 jokes and placed them before 36,000 voters to determine the "official" 50 funniest jokes of all time.

And here they are:

50. I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.

49. A সীল walks into a club...

48. Went to the corner ভান্দার - bought 4 corners.

47. So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.

46. I'll tell আপনি what I প্রণয় doing আরো than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

45. I tried water polo...

1. When আপনি get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why আপনি were speeding, tell him আপনি wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend আপনি are deaf.

4. If he asks if আপনি knew how fast আপনি were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if আপনি can see his gun.

6. When he says আপনি aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why আপনি were speeding, tell him আপনি had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him দ্বারা his first name.

11. Pretend আপনি are gay...

" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All আপনি Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's হৃদয় is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...