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K.L.'s Infamous Songs 1

posted by Emoshinell

RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same প্রশ্ন
Over and over again

Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down অথবা else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know আপনি know it's right So I say

(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
অথবা we take our time
So let's rush

I want আপনি to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush অথবা we may not
I want আপনি to know this
I want আপনি to know this
So I say

(Chorus X2)

Let's rush
Let's rush

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Smart insult উদ্ধৃতি

posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes আপনি so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told আপনি to be yourself simply couldn’t have প্রদত্ত আপনি worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t আপনি have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let আপনি mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are আপনি always this stupid অথবা are আপনি making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like আপনি before – but I had to pay an admission.

If আপনি took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d প্রণয় to help আপনি out…now, which way did আপনি come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him আপনি met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do আপনি listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him দ্বারা his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your পছন্দ guy[If আপনি hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson অথবা some who আপনি like ALLOT!]

9. Come প্রথমপাতা saying আপনি found your true...

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যেভাবে খুশী

added by Rodz

Source: desktopnexus

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Facts about Chuck Norris

posted by x-menobsessed26

There used to be a রাস্তা named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle আপনি with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

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100 chuck norris jokes

posted by karpach_14

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then আপনি can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the বিয়ার gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub ক্যুইজ the other দিন I হারিয়ে গেছে দ্বারা one point. The প্রশ্ন was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other প্রশ্ন was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that আপেল has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing ভান্দার that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some বোমারু বিমান jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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Reverse thinspo

added by loonybug

Source: tumblr

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Most জনপ্রিয় ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly জনপ্রিয় with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming আরো common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us দ্বারা our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service ডেস্ক and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid অথবা a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....

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Death the Kid - Ultimate Death কামান

added by 8SymmaCutie8

video

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ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

added by youknowit101

Source: trollposts@tumblr

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XD

added by Heartisalone

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Birthday Cake FAILS

added by KateKicksAss

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Nature

added by Rodz

Source: google.com

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Hmm...

added by ladolcevita

Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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The Babysitter Part 1

posted by adaug

Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so আপনি guy will need a babysitter!

*10 মিনিট later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!

*59 মিনিট later*
Amber:I wuv চা parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are আপনি doing?
Amber:Having a চা party!
Ashley:Can I...

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Actual McDonalds Job Application

posted by Aimee147

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President অথবা Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a বছর plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

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শীর্ষ 15 best looking জীবন্ত dudes

posted by angelscry

(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)

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যেভাবে খুশী jokes....(actually they r PJs)

posted by pollydbookworm

This হাঁস walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do আপনি have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the হাঁস leaves.

The পরবর্তি day, the হাঁস returns and asks, "Do আপনি have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the হাঁস leaves.

The দিন after that, the হাঁস walks in the store again and asks "Do আপনি have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told আপনি no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if আপনি come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...