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-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"
-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down নৌকা in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"
-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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