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Childbirth is the সেকেন্ড most painful thing in the world, right পরবর্তি to being burned alive.

You are আরো likely to get struck দ্বারা lightning than to be attacked and killed দ্বারা a bear.

It is unlawful to sit on the floor anywhere in the US Capitol building. It is considered to be protesting.

The chicken is the closest living relative to the T-Rex.

Elephants are the only animal that have 4 knees. They also are the only animal that can't jump.

The United States has never হারিয়ে গেছে a war in which mules were used.

Vaccinations contain dead bacteria cells. The bacteria cells are inserted into your body so that...

1.When someone remembers the things আপনি say
2.Cute sneezes
3.Laughing until my stomach hurts
4.Waking up with perfect hair
5.The sound of little kid’s uncontrollable laughter
6.People who except my extreme weirdness
7.People who remember me after meeting me once
8.Getting an A on a test I didn’t study for
9.When the first text আপনি see is from the person আপনি প্রণয় <3
10.When your plans don’t work out but your দিন turned perfect anyway
11.Seeing a baby laugh
12.That one person who knows আপনি better than আপনি know yourself
13.When a friendly stranger smiles at you
14.The cold side of the pillow
15.Knowing...

Yay! girls,these days short hair is in. But if আপনি have just cut your hair short and আপনি don't know how to style it, it can be a challenge. Today we have some tips for আপনি :D

Very Short:

This would be like the cut that Emma Watson has. It is a cut that gives the face a mysterious look to it. All your can do with a cut this short is style it a bit with gel, অথবা play around with the badg if আপনি have them. আপনি need to be sure that আপনি want this look, because once you've got it, there is little আপনি can do about it.

Medium-Short Hair:

This is a good option for those who want to try out short hair but...

1. If they want to loan আপনি money, tell them আপনি just filed for bankruptcy and আপনি could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are আপনি today?" say, "Why do আপনি want to know?" Alternately, আপনি can tell them, "I'm so glad আপনি asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is অভিনয় up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no! I just হারিয়ে গেছে my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Darn, there go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I হারিয়ে গেছে my contact lens!

Could আপনি stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration...

These are purported to be actual test উত্তর from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes দ্বারা which water can be made নিরাপদ to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water নিরাপদ to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded দ্বারা sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If আপনি are buying a house,...

So I was watching one of my পছন্দ let’s play channels, Woolie Vs., a channel that usually plays a lot of lesser known indie titles, pretty much where I buy a lot of games I fell in প্রণয় with, stuff like Sayonara Wild Hearts and Chroma Squad. But there was one game I played that made me far আরো cautious of what I play. I saw that they uploaded a playthrough of a game known as 198X, and I was already excited from the art alone… Little did I know that this would be a huge mistake.



198X follows the tale of a young boy, who is always upset, hates his town, and just wants to get away....

Hello, i am GrandDad, I rant about it so আপনি don't have to!

Today, we will be diving into the magic of...augh, ships....

If আপনি don't know what ships are, they basically take 2 characters from one franchise (or one not related to that franchise at all) and just say "oh so they প্রণয় echother mkay"

Jesus christ, those people disgust me. And some people decide to take a step once and beyond and just draw porn of them. Why the fuck.


But here's the sickest part:


Some people decide to MAKE BOTH PEOPLE BOYS. what the fuck.


Worse, they decide to sometimes use it as evidence that 2 people might have a relationship....

Welcome to the world of Fanpop! My name is Professor Alexis. People call me the Internet Professor. This world is inhabited দ্বারা creatures calle- LET'S GET ROOOOOOOIGHT INTO THE NEWS!! (I'm so good at making references in these প্রবন্ধ *D*)


You saw the title, correct? Now, প্রশ্ন like "What the heck, Alexis? Fandom galore? What's that?" and "What's this stupid girl লেখা about now?" might pop into your head. Regardless if you're sick of these rants অথবা not, I'm gonna talk about many well known fandoms and their cringey sides! যোগদান me in this one hell of an acid tri- I mean... internet adventure!...