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Christian উদ্ধৃতি and Atheist quotes: Who won here?

posted by darkkhorn19

Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. গুল্ম

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...

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Bored in Class, অথবা just want to Laugh Your Heads off?

posted by karpach_13

1)Devise a secret code with your বন্ধু then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask প্রশ্ন so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s প্রশ্ন in slow motion 2)Answer প্রশ্ন only with one word
3)Scream যেভাবে খুশী words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” অথবা “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer প্রশ্ন in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...

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Kitty pow wow:How to deal with a cheating boyfriend

posted by meow_girl

Hayley

WARNING:The following প্রবন্ধ contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.

*One দিন at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a বছর ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well আপনি don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James আপনি creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...

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I Feel like Such a Weirdo

posted by thespikedturtle

Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one আপনি may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, দ্বারা today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...

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Funniest roleplay EVAH!

posted by woowie

Kat: আপনি spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and আপনি know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO প্রণয় AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, আপনি stay since আপনি live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.

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10 reasons why Alice Cullen is way better then Leah Clearwater!!!

posted by vampirelover101

DO আপনি wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............

Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater অনুরাগী then আপনি might not wanna read this but if আপনি do and it affends আপনি then leave a মতামত and i can tell আপনি in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned আপনি so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...

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My Evil Niece Hailey

posted by werewolflover

Yeah,this is the first প্রবন্ধ I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 বছর old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If আপনি met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know আপনি don't hit when আপনি don't get what আপনি want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's আরো but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what আপনি think in মতামত please:)

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যেভাবে খুশী

added by Wendy99

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এভানেসেন্স lyrics-My Last Breath

posted by LizzyTheCat

Hold on to me, প্রণয়
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I প্রণয় আপনি and I'm not afraid, oh

Can আপনি hear me?
Can আপনি feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of আপনি
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow বৃক্ষ
(Come and find me)

I know আপনি hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of আপনি
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...

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5 ways to annoy people in a test

posted by sakurahanazono

1.) Start saying the প্রশ্ন really loudly and if they try to tell আপনি to be quite say "shhh this is a test আপনি know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering যেভাবে খুশী numbers to the person পরবর্তি to আপনি and then when the teacher tells আপনি off say "They made me give them the উত্তর অথবা they ব্যক্ত they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at আপনি say "What are আপনি lookin at!" অথবা "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on শীর্ষ of the টেবিল and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have আপনি been spying on me and teling it everything!"

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দুর্গ in the sky-lyrics :)

posted by tokidoki123

There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my ফ্যান্টাসি is flying
It's a দুর্গ in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with ড্রাগন now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a দুর্গ in the sky
অথবা there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ফ্যান্টাসি is not a crime
Find your দুর্গ in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads আপনি to the moon 'cause..."

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ABC's of ex girlfriends

posted by karpach_14

A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for আপনি আপনি twit she was only after your money and could have প্রদত্ত a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...

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The Shaggy সারমেয় Theme

posted by coolkatstar

I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" অথবা "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He ব্যক্ত "I'd like to have one too." Then I ব্যক্ত "But this is a dog". He ব্যক্ত he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He ব্যক্ত I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...

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Calliope Channel episode 9

posted by invadercalliope

CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can আপনি believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how আপনি respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what আপনি want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee আরো than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My হৃদয় skips a beat
When আপনি walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with আপনি until the end

I give my হৃদয় and my soul to you
To make আপনি see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant আপনি see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what আপনি want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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Calliope Channel episode 4

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE আপনি AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING আপনি 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST তারকা IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T আপনি EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO আপনি BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF অথবা I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the প্রদর্শনী earlyer!Bye!
The End

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a যেভাবে খুশী song

posted by trentgwenfan1

i প্রণয় cereal yes i do

i প্রণয় cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i প্রণয় cerial yes i do i প্রণয় cerial আপনি better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if আপনি can't have crealeal

do not steal

i প্রণয় creal yes we do i প্রণয় ceral আপনি should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i প্রণয় ccerale yes i do

i প্রণয় crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some যেভাবে খুশী songs আপনি made up plz commet

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What Business Brand Slogans Taught Me

posted by KittyTDA98

1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that আপনি can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the প্রথমপাতা Depot is আরো saving and আরো doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are আরো than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...

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part to of ~haunted~ ~hell~ ~house~ ~HHH~

posted by CUTEDXC

me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy আপনি do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for আরো hours and my বন্ধু will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...