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Summertime

added by Ale1152

Source: rage comics

Admit it, আপনি have done this to.

ছবি

rage comic

life

darkmoon47, Mrs_Romano and 7 others like this

Cola020 bitch please its how i spend my year

carsfan FUCK YEAH!!! >:)

CornChips The first picture was me when I was a kid lol

theonlyking more like "before and after" to me

missracoon Screw friendships and sunshine, wii's beat all!

girpandababies @theonlyking ikr....

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Funny as hell poems. MUST READ

posted by iluvsmj

When you're happy and আপনি know it bomb Iraq
If আপনি cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If আপনি never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If আপনি think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...

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Cute এমো স্টাইল প্রণয় উদ্ধৃতি

posted by invadercalliope

I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one আপনি love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say আপনি প্রণয় me unless আপনি really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like আপনি could চুম্বন my imperfections away,
And I would stand দ্বারা your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to আপনি on everything I am,
And I dedicate to আপনি all that I have,
And I promise আপনি that I will stand right দ্বারা your side,
Forever and always, until the দিন I die.

I’m not crying over what আপনি said;
It’s what আপনি didn’t say that...

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How to Be Annoying

posted by টারমার২০

Have আপনি ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this প্রবন্ধ is right for you! Hahaha. আপনি know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that আপনি have to go to the bathroom, and that আপনি think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are আপনি doing okay in there?". To make it even আরো annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...

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Funny Things To Do in The Bus

posted by ilovepenguins

I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When আপনি arrive at the পরবর্তি stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If আপনি are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...

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How to write in Pig Latin

posted by Saturnluv39

It is easy to speak and write in Pig Latin, so we all should know how to do it! I'm gonna teach আপনি all how to do it!
1. Put the first letter of the word in the back of the word. If the first letter is a vowel, leave it in the front.

2. Add 'ay' to the end of the word.

example:
1. latin
2. atinl
3. atinlay

example:
1. after
2. after
3. afteray

Now আপনি know how to do it!
Now, if আপনি want to try it out, please translate this sentence into pig latin, and প্রদর্শনী your results in a comment:
because the web should revolve around you

enter your translation results, and if আপনি win, আপনি get the prize. I will tell the winner on Dec. 2nd, 2009. If আপনি are a winner check everything on your profile.

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Human Giant - Rise to the Challenge X''D

added by VilleValoGirl

video

hilarious

funny

যেভাবে খুশী

crazy

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যেভাবে খুশী Unexplainable Pictures

added by JustHuddy

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Dahvie Vanity SExxxxxxYYY!

added by RosaluvzJB

Girls i think are pretty

added by loonybug

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Girls I think are pretty

added by loonybug

Source: tumblr

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Should I have a cookie?

added by r-pattz

Source: tumblr, where else?

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my যেভাবে খুশী picture

added by popalj

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যেভাবে খুশী Dani Stump উদ্ধৃতি (She's my alter ego married to Patick Stump)

posted by 16falloutboy

Dani Stump Quotes

“Like my friend always said...this sounds like a personal problem”

“The weird thing about being married to the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and being a lead singer myself is that Patrick's a Rock singer...and I'm a Heavy Metal singer”

“The সঙ্গীত genre that always got to me was Heavy Metal...that's why Party Poison can be classified as a Heavy Metal band”

“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist...

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Weirdest Omegle Conversation I've Ever Had

posted by 214

You’re now chatting with a যেভাবে খুশী stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: আপনি HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT আপনি DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...

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survey

posted by dylin1

Time for some fun... হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT আপনি
1. Are আপনি single?
Yeah.

2. Are আপনি happy about that?
no

3. Are আপনি bored?
YES

4. Are আপনি sad?
Nah.

5. Are আপনি Italian?
No...

6. Are আপনি pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are আপনি cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are আপনি Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. পছন্দ color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....

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How to get girls to notice guys.

posted by ultimatefredde

1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something আপনি aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner অথবা later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what আপনি really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, অথবা take her to dinner, also sometimes a card অথবা a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, আপনি wont die...

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Why Guys প্রণয় Girls ?

posted by JonasLuver1

Why Guys প্রণয় Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they চুম্বন আপনি ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though আপনি both know she’s the most beautiful...

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Funny excuse letters

posted by ilovetech29

1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a বৃক্ষ and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger (how it really happened)

posted by Schnusch

Just পাঠ করা some of the টারমিনেটর উদ্ধৃতি through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!

Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash দিন tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.

I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. আপনি might get annoyed দ্বারা it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.

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Chuck Norris jokes

posted by lloonny

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear সুপারম্যান pajamas. সুপারম্যান wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a হৃদয় attack. His হৃদয় isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first আপনি don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on আগুন with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....