M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
কলা who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
কলা who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
কলা who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
কমলা who?
কমলা আপনি glad I didn't say কলা again?
Hope আপনি had fun!
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
কলা who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
কলা who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
কলা who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
কমলা who?
কমলা আপনি glad I didn't say কলা again?
Hope আপনি had fun!
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon পাঠ করা the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and ব্যক্ত "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet আপনি he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do আপনি know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
