Amonymous

(This প্রবন্ধ is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of জীবন্ত each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how আপনি want to be "Miku-Chan" when আপনি get older.

4. On শীর্ষ of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If আপনি have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...

Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that আপনি think they're Tom Cruise অথবা ম্যাডোনা (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie তারকা in question).
Ask the guy পরবর্তি to আপনি to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person পরবর্তি to you, "Are আপনি in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, আপনি have a very irate home,' she ব্যক্ত governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that আপনি have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair দ্বারা leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while আপনি were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while আপনি were talking

6. Had people tell আপনি that আপনি are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell আপনি that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush দ্বারা your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for...