যেভাবে খুশী pie :P

1. When আপনি get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why আপনি were speeding, tell him আপনি wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend আপনি are deaf.

4. If he asks if আপনি knew how fast আপনি were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if আপনি can see his gun.

6. When he says আপনি aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why আপনি were speeding, tell him আপনি had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him দ্বারা his first name.

11. Pretend আপনি are gay and ask...

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get আপনি something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If আপনি don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life ব্যক্ত Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….



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WARNING: This rant will contain swearing

This episode...oh god this episode...

It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to যোগদান their game, they tell her:

"No one wants to be fingerbanged দ্বারা you!"

The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before আপনি Family Guy অনুরাগী start to flame me, Meg is my পছন্দ character.

Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.

Now what amazes me is that the প্রদর্শনী puts her...