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Over the many years of pikachu,if আপনি look closely পিকাচু has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight আপনি fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his খাবার up.Pikachu...
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posted by thespikedturtle
Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one আপনি may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, দ্বারা today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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User: I didn't know আপনি could play Twister all দ্বারা yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know আপনি could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: আপনি spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he অথবা she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that আপনি can see that আপনি di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by woowie
Kat: আপনি spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and আপনি know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO প্রণয় AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, আপনি stay since আপনি live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
DO আপনি wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater অনুরাগী then আপনি might not wanna read this but if আপনি do and it affends আপনি then leave a মতামত and i can tell আপনি in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned আপনি so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...
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1) Pick up cat and শৈশবাবস্থা it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. শৈশবাবস্থা in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....
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posted by werewolflover
Yeah,this is the first প্রবন্ধ I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 বছর old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If আপনি met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know আপনি don't hit when আপনি don't get what আপনি want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's আরো but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what আপনি think in মতামত please:)
posted by ihavOTD
 I am Anti- Miley because of this:
I am Anti- Miley because of this:
OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that আপনি can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can তারিখ Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do আপনি realize how crazy and gross a lot of অনুরাগী are???? Here is a gross প্রবন্ধ about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached দ্বারা “Gross”, “Bleeding”...
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Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an যন্ত্রপত্র to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new পছন্দ song, just so আপনি know. omg ;i wrote আরো in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, কাঠবিড়াল clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...
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Hold on to me, প্রণয়
You know I can't stay long
All I wanted to say was
I প্রণয় আপনি and I'm not afraid, oh

Can আপনি hear me?
Can আপনি feel me in your arms?

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of আপনি
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

I'll miss the winter
A world of fragile things
Look for me in the white forest
Hiding in a hollow বৃক্ষ
(Come and find me)

I know আপনি hear me
I can taste it in your tears

Holding my last breath
Safe inside myself
Are all my thoughts of আপনি
Sweet raptured light, it ends here tonight

Closing your eyes to disappear
You pray your dreams...
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posted by sakurahanazono
1.) Start saying the প্রশ্ন really loudly and if they try to tell আপনি to be quite say "shhh this is a test আপনি know, gosh!"

2.) In a maths test start whispering যেভাবে খুশী numbers to the person পরবর্তি to আপনি and then when the teacher tells আপনি off say "They made me give them the উত্তর অথবা they ব্যক্ত they'd kill me!" Then glare at them.

3.) Laugh hysterically and when people stare at আপনি say "What are আপনি lookin at!" অথবা "Stop trying to copy my answers!"

4.) Get on শীর্ষ of the টেবিল and start doing the macarena.

5.) After you've wrote your name on the test, start screaming and when the teacher comes over and asks whats wrong say "How does the test know what my name is! Have আপনি been spying on me and teling it everything!"
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my ফ্যান্টাসি is flying
It's a দুর্গ in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with ড্রাগন now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a দুর্গ in the sky
অথবা there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
ফ্যান্টাসি is not a crime
Find your দুর্গ in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads আপনি to the moon 'cause..."
It was The night of Scarlett's sleepover,The guests arrived quickly.
S:Hey!Chloe and Nancy are already here,Penny.
P:Okay,Um...Where do I put my sleeping bag?
S:Anywhere.
M:Bye Honey!I gotta go to work!
S:Bye mom!
N:Can we play 'Truth অথবা Dare'?
S:Don't see why not.
Scarlett got a বালিশ and put it in her lap.
N:Okay,Chloe!Truth অথবা dare?
C:Truth.
N:Okay,WHATS MY MIDDLE NAME?
C:Shannon.
N:WRONG!I DON'T HAVE ONE!!!HA!TRICK QUESTION!
C:Grrr.Okay.Penny,Truth অথবা dare?
P:Dare!
C:Alright,I dare আপনি to...Name ONE Scary movie you've watched!
P:Oh...Well....lets see...(gulp)...HARRY POTTER!
S:As much as we hate him....Doesn't...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter বই and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from আপনি (Example: When in a car অথবা an elevator). If আপনি don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and বড়দিন and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their পছন্দ song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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posted by karpach_14
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have আপনি ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would আপনি ask such a প্রশ্ন now? আপনি don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when আপনি were 35 years old and আপনি really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give আপনি a loan? Remember how one দিন the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no প্রশ্ন asked?"

"Oh, Betty, আপনি did that for me!...
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posted by karpach_14
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for আপনি আপনি twit she was only after your money and could have প্রদত্ত a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can আপনি guess whose and what job it is?


You think your job sucks? Let me tell আপনি about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair অথবা putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The পরবর্তি chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...
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