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Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open দ্বারা themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call আপনি Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until আপনি hear the penny আপনি dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....

"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious দ্বারা now"

"Do what আপনি want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want আপনি to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, আপনি moron."

"You're...so manly "means" আপনি need a shave and আপনি sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all আপনি ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...