Pictures I would like for my banner❤

1.Ride mechanical ঘোড়া বিষয়ক with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an আইপড অথবা something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the খাবার sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the সঙ্গীত store whether আপনি can get a CD that আপনি know they dont have and ask really...

1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) জাপান is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...

The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked দ্বারা a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on বড়দিন দিন 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are আরো bacteria in the ice machines at fast খাবার restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are আরো than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...

First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended দ্বারা this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If আপনি have a reason for a প্রদর্শনী I put মতামত and I might add it(ill give credit about it to আপনি because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long পাঠ করা right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen অথবা any interesting...

1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a তারিখ অথবা something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up দ্বারা dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If আপনি have a dog অথবা cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When আপনি spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....

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Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are আপনি walking?
So, Annie are আপনি walking?
Are আপনি walking Annie?
Annie are আপনি walking?
So, Annie are আপনি walking?
Are আপনি walking?
Annie are আপনি walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE আপনি WALKING???!!!!
ARE আপনি WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are আপনি walking?
With your dentist
Are...

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that আপনি are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the বিছানা holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say আপনি know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors দ্বারা your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as আপনি can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...

What Being a Retard Online can do for You

Being a retard online will bring আপনি riches beyond your wildest dreams, hot girls and above all - attention: আপনি crave attention, আপনি absorb it like a wet sponge...Ah yes, আপনি may very suffer from ADHD but it doesn't matter: no my friend, because দ্বারা being a retard online আপনি can get all the attention আপনি need for a small fee.

Poor Literacy is Kool!

If আপনি want to be a retard আপনি must learn to spell like one, remember kids - poor literacy is cool! First of all we must take a lesson from the Image comics of old and remember that everything must be EXTREME!...

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four প্রশ্ন to determine the level of your intellect.
Your উত্তর must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating অথবা wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: আপনি are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in সেকেন্ড place.
In which position are আপনি now?

Answer:
If আপনি answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. আপনি overtook the সেকেন্ড runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the পরবর্তি প্রশ্ন try not to be so dumb.
2 : If আপনি overtake the last...

A Nice দিন To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the ঘাস to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot আরো fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the প্রদর্শনী is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If আপনি look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the পিজা Hog", অথবা perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells আপনি a joke and আপনি say "LOL".

3. আপনি watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. আপনি have called out someone's screen name while making প্রণয় to your significant other.

5. আপনি keep begging your বন্ধু to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. আপনি have to get a 2d phone line just so আপনি can call পিজা Hut.

9. আপনি go into labour and আপনি stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...

I hope আপনি enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and আপনি failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail আপনি out of jail, a best friend will be sitting পরবর্তি to আপনি saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the কূল like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made আপনি smile
8:Clear as a ঘণ্টা my nody ব্যক্ত "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...