Beg for a প্লে-ষ্টেশন 3 every time আপনি with her while withdrawing money
Borrow her panties. Tell her about it a week later. Make sure to tell her that you’re sorry, for added effect.
Play Thunderhorse on গিটার Hero. Forever. Only Thunderhorse.
Lick her nose. When she tells আপনি to stop, promise to do so, but do it anyway. It’s okay. It was just a white lie.
Flirt with anything with two legs. Make sure to make obvious glances to your girlfriend while আপনি do. Speak with hushed whispers.
Invite her to a movie. When she shows up, tell her আপনি changed your mind and would rather go visit your...
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