lovely nature..

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with আগুন at one end and a fool at the other!


MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master


LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied দ্বারা the number present


COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece


TEARS:
The hydraulic force দ্বারা which masculine will power is defeated দ্বারা feminine water-power!...

NOT দ্বারা ME~~~~~~♥♥♥

1. Don't tell us when আপনি think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever আপনি have to say during commercials.
3. If আপনি don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about আপনি ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like আপনি to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that আপনি can eat all you...

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that আপনি didn't ask the price for.

3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the খাবার comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.


4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.


5. Pay for a large order in pennies.


6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your order each time আপনি pass the window. For added fun,...