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Q .. Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A .. To see what was on the other side.

Q .. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A .. Because on the box it ব্যক্ত From 2-4 years.

Q .. Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A .. She wanted to know how to cook খাবার stamps!

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One দিন the husband comes প্রথমপাতা from work and his wife says, "Honey, আপনি know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could আপনি fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and...
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posted by 1122ridr
 Em I going mad?
Em I going mad?
I know I am. I just know it. My room is covered with পেংগুইন stuff, I have a really big Mad Hatter hat,And I...I hate to admit it, but, I think I'm attracted to the March Hare. I must be going insane. The only book that I read is Alice in Wonderland and the only movie I watch is A Nightmare on Elm street. Tell me that I'm not going mad! I only drink tee, is that crazy অথবা what? Do আপনি think I'm going insane? I bet that আপনি do, don't you? Tell me, "Why is a raven like a righting desk?" Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    You will never find anybody who can give আপনি a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time.

•    You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests আপনি think she's pregnant unless আপনি can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

•    The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

•    The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status অথবা ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that...
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My name is Angela, and I'm in প্রণয় with Jacob Black.And I have a weird talent. I can appear in places that I dream of and talk to people there!
I'm 16 years old and I go in "Forks High" high school. I met Jacob in one of my dreams, and after I moved in Forks I met him in real life.

Angela's POV
-Hey, anybody there?
Someone walked out from the dark. It's a boy. He was hot..Actually he looked exactly like Jacob Black..Hm.
The boy- Hey! What are আপনি doing here?!
-I don't know. I just appeared here, and I need help. আপনি see, I have this talent. What I dream of is actually reality. It's hard to explain....
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posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮
Reasons I প্রণয় You:

1) The way আপনি stand দ্বারা my side


2) The times আপনি make sure nothing will harm me


3) How আপনি always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, আপনি take the pain away with a joke


5) How আপনি always look deep into my eyes


6) How আপনি can make my হৃদয় melt with your soft lips


7) The way আপনি hold my hand so tight


8) The way আপনি never let my hands go


8) How আপনি always watch out for me


9) They way আপনি make sure I have everything I need


10) How আপনি always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When আপনি buy me things out of the blue


12) How আপনি say the cutest...
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posted by karpach_14
A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then আপনি can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the বিয়ার gets drunk.

Ninjas want...
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posted by wisegirl778
Hehe


1: Post an artical like this!
2: Go to the community pool.
3: Try to do as many backflips as possible in one minute.
4: Call your crush and see what he/she says to you.
5: Look up your least পছন্দ teacher in the phone book and then prank call them saying they ordered three hundred gallon of spoiled mustard
6: Get together with your বন্ধু and go to the mall অথবা something that guys do
7: Go nightswimming
8: Grab your আইপড and lay on your বিছানা listening to every song on it.
9: Look up যেভাবে খুশী people in your yearbook and if আপনি know them call them.
10: Play a prank on your little sibling...
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Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD

-are আপনি from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when আপনি fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have হারিয়ে গেছে my number, can I have yours
-if আপনি were a booger I'd pick আপনি first
-help the homeless...take me প্রথমপাতা with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do আপনি have a map? Because I keep getting হারিয়ে গেছে in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new...
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This has probably happened to a lot of আপনি because of taking notes in class.

Have আপনি ever got a little blister অথবা callus because of লেখা too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure অথবা rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the গিটার অথবা even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So আপনি have some calluses and আপনি want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

আপনি can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with লেবু for 10 মিনিট and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams অথবা বাদাম oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and আপনি will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
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posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If আপনি Want to work for people ....Make your হৃদয় the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If আপনি want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As আপনি are the creator of your life, similarly আপনি are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for আপনি
*always forget what আপনি did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
There’s nothing better than that moment when আপনি have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely আরো intelligent than আপনি really are. I have picked out some of her পছন্দ to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended দ্বারা the T- শার্ট slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the শার্ট isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five বছর old boy wearing a শার্ট that ব্যক্ত "Girls Have Cooties" অথবা "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female অথবা male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have আপনি ever seen a T.V. প্রদর্শনী where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

*****

Here's a handy advice:don't উপদেশ anyone,so আপনি don't carry their sins.

*****

Two আপনি can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

*****

The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

*****

A Woman doesn't...
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1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! আপনি threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! আপনি only wish আপনি could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like বেকন and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont আপনি fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears. 
Like an হাতি I thought. 
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother. 
"I suppose they could." ব্যক্ত my mother. 
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back. 
"We're asking...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on অথবা off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to প্রদর্শনী the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of আপনি just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your ব্রিফকেস অথবা purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name ট্যাগ to everyone getting on the...
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