1.Grimace painfully while smacking your head and muttering, "Shut up! dammit! all of আপনি just shut up".
2.Whistle the first 7 notes of 'it's a small world' incessantly.
3.Crack open your ব্রিফকেস অথবা purse, and while peering inside asked,"Got enough air in there?"
4.Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wears your upside-down.
5.When arriving at your floor,grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open দ্বারা themselves.
6.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call আপনি an admiral.
7.On the highest floor,hold the door open...
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