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This যেভাবে খুশী দেওয়ালপত্র contains বীচবৃক্ষসংক্রান্ত, বীচবৃক্ষসংক্রান্ত গাছ, kudzu, kudzu দ্রাক্ষালতা, and pueraria lobata. There might also be privet হেজ, নদীতীরবর্তী বন, and ডগলাস ফার.

posted by blossomyumyum
Here is a long riddle for আপনি to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair আরো than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t...
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"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only দ্বারা this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

"My বন্ধু are my estate."
- Emily Dickinson

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"A friend is one who walks in when others walk out"
-Walter Winchell

"A friend is someone who is there for আপনি when he'd rather be anywhere else."
- Len Wein - Sent দ্বারা Paulo Louro

"A friend is someone who knows the...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two মিনিট later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if আপনি are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when আপনি get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by tokidoki123
[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
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[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
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[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the ঘোমটা #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits পরবর্তি Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have আপনি tried প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like আপনি - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - মাছ Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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What Color Of Socks Are আপনি Wearing?

Red = Loud
Green = Stupid
None = Freaky
Fuzzy = Gorgeous
Yellow = Innocent
Purple = A Little Too Happy
Black = Emo
Stripes = Funny
Gray = Ugly.
পরাকাষ্ঠা = Preppy
Light Blue = Sweaty
Other = Hot
White = Sexy


What Kind Of Pants Are আপনি Wearing?
Shorts = Cutie
Skirt/Skort = Cheerleader
Corduroy = Weirdo
Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
Ripped Jeans = Emo
Cammo = Cage Fighter
Jeans = Prep .
Pajamas = Creep
Cargo = Clown
Sweats = Athlete
Boxers = Brat
Booty Shorts = Female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = Dare-Devil
Dickies = Weirdo
Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
Other = Drug Addict


What Is Your Natural...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I found this প্রবন্ধ on the internet.

1. Insist that আপনি are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the বিছানা holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say আপনি know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors দ্বারা your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as আপনি can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so আপনি guy will need a babysitter!


*10 মিনিট later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 মিনিট later*
Amber:I wuv চা parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are আপনি doing?
Amber:Having a চা party!
Ashley:Can I...
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posted by Juilet1234
Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect আপনি from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life আপনি wore heavy mittens. If আপনি dial a phone, try to use a remote control, অথবা try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much আরো difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much আরো difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything আপনি see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...
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 Rose Island before its destruction
Rose Island before its destruction
-The Republic of Rose Island (Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozol in Esperanto, the official language of the once-micronation)
-Area: .04 km (4305 sq. ft.)
-Date of foundation: June 24, 1968
-Leader: President Giorgio Rosa
-Language: Esperanto
-Currency: Mill
-Location: Adriatic Sea, between Cesnatico and Rimini, Italy

The Republic of Rose Island (Esperanto: Respubliko de la Insulo de la Rozoj) was a short-lived micronation on a man-made platform in the Adriatic Sea, 11 km (7 mi) off the coast of the province of Forlì, Italy.

In 1967, Italian engineer Giorgio Rosa funded the construction of a 400...
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1. Every দিন at school is the same
2. আপনি never know if your braids look digusting অথবা not
3. আপনি are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. আপনি would like to think that people notice অথবা even think about আপনি but আপনি are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows অথবা cares about
5. আপনি worry people will write nasty মতামত on your ফ্যানপপ প্রবন্ধ that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all আপনি do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When আপনি only really have like 3 বন্ধু at school and 2 of them...
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posted by evangelinetom
101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that আপনি are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the বিছানা holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say আপনি know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors দ্বারা your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as আপনি can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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link

Childbirth is the সেকেন্ড most painful thing in the world, right পরবর্তি to being burned alive.

You are আরো likely to get struck দ্বারা lightning than to be attacked and killed দ্বারা a bear.

It is unlawful to sit on the floor anywhere in the US Capitol building. It is considered to be protesting.

The chicken is the closest living relative to the T-Rex.

Elephants are the only animal that have 4 knees. They also are the only animal that can't jump.

The United States has never হারিয়ে গেছে a war in which mules were used.

Vaccinations contain dead bacteria cells. The bacteria cells are inserted into your body so that...
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posted by টারমার২০
1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN স্মারক LOCK OVERUSE স্মারক LOCK! WHEN আপনি REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL স্মারক THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!

2. Don't use any punctuation.

3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.

4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."

5. Use Sticky স্মারক Capitalize every other letter.

6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks আপনি what আপনি mean just repeat it the exact same way.

7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.

8. Use absolutely no vowels.

9. Answer every thing they say...
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posted by টারমার২০
Have আপনি ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this প্রবন্ধ is right for you! Hahaha. আপনি know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that আপনি have to go to the bathroom, and that আপনি think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are আপনি doing okay in there?". To make it even আরো annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...
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posted by iluvsmj
"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do আপনি want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take আপনি out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call আপনি sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give আপনি a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why আপনি are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are আপনি going through now?

"I প্রণয় you, too." = Okay, I ব্যক্ত it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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I bet আপনি can't keep up with this oneshot.
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I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started গান গাওয়া so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then ব্যক্ত they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 বছর old boy who drove the car in rebecca...
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1.    When a stranger helps me pick up something I accidentally dropped
2.    When the DJ plays a song I requested
3.    Reading my old diaries/journals
4.    Hearing good results from the dentist
5.    Coming প্রথমপাতা after being away for a while
6.    The fresh feeling after I wash my face
7.    Getting in line before it gets long
8.    Being in the car while its going through an electric car wash
9.    Finding out your having...
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..... যেভাবে খুশী Facts .....

If আপনি have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, আপনি have $1.19. আপনি also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the ইংল্যাণ্ডের লিংকনে তৈরি একধরনের ঝলমলে সবুজ রঙের কাপড় Memorial.


President Kennedy was the fastest যেভাবে খুশী speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.


In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.


Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.


The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...
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posted by Thecharliejay
100 Ways to Annoy People
1.Get to know a বন্ধু bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
2.Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
3.Call other people "Champ" অথবা "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
4.Drum on every available surface.
5.Sing the ব্যাটম্যান theme incessantly.
6.Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
7.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
8.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
9.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
10.Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
11.Insist on giving...
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