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It was late afternoon. Foamy had just woken up. He was at the door. “ah. Time for a nice দিন of ranting.” he ব্যক্ত as he opened the door. When he saw his surroundings he freaked out. “what the h@#$!?” this isn't my neighborhood!i need a lawyer! Where is my lawyer!?” Pilz-E walked out of another house. “What's with all the noise Foamy?” he asked. “Stop popping pills and look around আপনি a%$hole!” Foamy replied. Pilz-E looked around and gasped. “you're right Foamy. This isn't where we live!” Foamy rolled his eyes and ব্যক্ত sarcastically “gee, I never would've guessed, retard!”...
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posted by i_luv_Pelon_xxx
Its not finished yet but I'm gonna continue it...this is (will be) also avadable on my DA account

One day, a little girl named kaluri was at the zoo. She loved monkeys, she loved throwing the chips for them, but mostly attrackted seagulls and other un-monkey like flying pests. She loved turtals too, untill one farted on her and turned her insane. Right now, she is sitting in a mental heatbox in a mental প্রথমপাতা for mental hoes and can't stop shaking her head from side to side and moving it round it a বৃত্ত like some retarded freak. She also eats air, don't do drugs kids. This child...
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Historically, sweat has been an active ingredient in perfume and প্রণয় potions.g
In Bali, men believed a woman would fall in প্রণয় if her suitor fed her a certain kind of leaf incised with the image of a god who sported a very large penis.e
The Mexican chief Montezuma considered চকোলেট a “love drug” and drank 50 cups of চকোলেট a দিন before visiting his harem of 600 women.a
Scientists suggest that most people will fall in প্রণয় approximately seven times before marriage.h
Some individuals who claim never to have felt romantic প্রণয় suffer from hypopituitarism, a rare disease that doesn’t...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
It stalks the night
It stalks the day
It seeks out life
And whisks it away
It's known as death
And other things too
But it's all the same
What matters is you.
How do আপনি see it?
What does it mean?
It's best if আপনি know
For death is unseen.
It can take আপনি at day
It can take আপনি at night
Knowing death well
Can lend আপনি some light
The passage to death
Is always unclear
And it's best to know
That you're very near.
For death is at hand
It is for us all
Know it's face well
So আপনি don't stumble and fall
Now think hard on death
And know that it's near
And the meaning of life
Will be all to clear
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
._. অথবা (._.) indecisive
:-) অথবা =] অথবা :) অথবা =) অথবা :] অথবা :^) অথবা :D অথবা :^D Smile অথবা happy
:-L অথবা =L অথবা o¬o Drool অথবা Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( অথবা =( অথবা D: অথবা D= Frown অথবা Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP অথবা XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD অথবা XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S অথবা :s অথবা =S অথবা =s confused
:Þ অথবা :þ অথবা =b অথবা =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ অথবা : অথবা =/ অথবা = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, অথবা a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons. প্রণয় yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
Cherie-Carter Scotts
Trust opens up new and unimagined possibilities.
Robert C. Solomon
Many people are blind to trust, not so much to its benefits as to its nature and the practices that make it possible.
Robert C. Solomon
All trust involves vulnerability and risk, and nothing would count as trust if there were no possibility of betrayal.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a skill, one that is an aspect of virtually all human practices, cultures, and relationships.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a...
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posted by australia-101
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish আপনি were a door so I could slam আপনি all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do আপনি work for UPS? I thought I saw আপনি checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 অস্থি in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy আপনি a drink অথবা do আপনি just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted বিছানা Thrasher: have আপনি seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make আপনি the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and আপনি can...
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This is my শীর্ষ 14 fave sayings and উদ্ধৃতি :) Enjoy xx

14. আপনি got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when কালজামজাতীয় ফল and আপেল where just ফলমূল -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in প্রণয় when আপনি cant fall...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.Ride mechanical ঘোড়া বিষয়ক with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an আইপড অথবা something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the খাবার sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the সঙ্গীত store whether আপনি can get a CD that আপনি know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by blossomyumyum
Here is a long riddle for আপনি to think about and actually READ. Who cares how long it is?

I hate my name.
I like my name.
I have a best friend.
My best friend is younger than me.
My best friend is older than me.
I have no friends.
I have too many friends.
I always answer my phone.
I never answer my phone.
I answer my phone most of the time.
I play along with prank callers.
I hate when people don’t reply to my text message/take forever to reply.
I have/had blonde hair.
I have/had brown hair.
I have/had red hair.
I have dyed my hair আরো than five times.
I have never dyed my hair.
I hate when people can’t...
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"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only দ্বারা this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

"My বন্ধু are my estate."
- Emily Dickinson

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"A friend is one who walks in when others walk out"
-Walter Winchell

"A friend is someone who is there for আপনি when he'd rather be anywhere else."
- Len Wein - Sent দ্বারা Paulo Louro

"A friend is someone who knows the...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two মিনিট later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if আপনি are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when আপনি get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by tokidoki123
[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
Contributed দ্বারা funnytvquotes.com

[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
Contributed দ্বারা funnytvquotes.com

[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the ঘোমটা #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits পরবর্তি Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have আপনি tried প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed দ্বারা funnytvquotes.com

[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like আপনি - very homosexually.
Contributed দ্বারা funnytvquotes.com

[Family Guy] S03E10 - মাছ Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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What Color Of Socks Are আপনি Wearing?

Red = Loud
Green = Stupid
None = Freaky
Fuzzy = Gorgeous
Yellow = Innocent
Purple = A Little Too Happy
Black = Emo
Stripes = Funny
Gray = Ugly.
পরাকাষ্ঠা = Preppy
Light Blue = Sweaty
Other = Hot
White = Sexy

What Kind Of Pants Are আপনি Wearing?
Shorts = Cutie
Skirt/Skort = Cheerleader
Corduroy = Weirdo
Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
Ripped Jeans = Emo
Cammo = Cage Fighter
Jeans = Prep .
Pajamas = Creep
Cargo = Clown
Sweats = Athlete
Boxers = Brat
Booty Shorts = Female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = Dare-Devil
Dickies = Weirdo
Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
Other = Drug Addict

What Is Your Natural...
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posted by Wendy99

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and আপনি shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a প্রশ্ন for YOU."

"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The সেকেন্ড is gobbling down the শীর্ষ and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the শীর্ষ of the ice cream....
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posted by Usui--takumi
Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did আপনি get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A পেংগুইন rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I found this প্রবন্ধ on the internet.

1. Insist that আপনি are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the বিছানা holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say আপনি know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors দ্বারা your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as আপনি can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so আপনি guy will need a babysitter!

*10 মিনিট later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9

*59 মিনিট later*
Amber:I wuv চা parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are আপনি doing?
Amber:Having a চা party!
Ashley:Can I...
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posted by Juilet1234
They warm your hands, protect আপনি from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life আপনি wore heavy mittens. If আপনি dial a phone, try to use a remote control, অথবা try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much আরো difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much আরো difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything আপনি see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...
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