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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to প্রণয় Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to প্রণয় every day.
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are আপনি talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, আপনি have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
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Desktop Fun Prank

This works best on someone without much computer knowledge. If আপনি know of someone who is constantly talking about how stupid their PC is, অথবা always seem to be lucky enough to get the newest virus before anyone else...this trick is for them.



You will need:

- Access to their computer
- Ability to take screenshots, change desktop wallpaper, and other basic computer skills


How this prank works:
You take a screenshot of someone's desktop (with অথবা without apps running অথবা photoshopping "enhancements"), than place that image as their desktop wallpaper. If আপনি are decent with using photoshop...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits পরবর্তি Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have আপনি tried প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like আপনি - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - মাছ Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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posted by Alma_
Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear সুপারম্যান pajamas. সুপারম্যান wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do আপনি know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' পছন্দ Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a নৌকা he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
I got really bored last night and decided to look these up. So...yeah. Some small roles are included.


Italy and Kid

Narrator and Liz

Greece and Spirit

Chibitalia and Yumi

America and Justin

England and Harvar

France and Giriko

Russia and the clowns

HRE and Jack the Ripper
Austria and Dr.Stein

Hungary and Medusa

Liechtenstein and Patty

Belarus and Tsubaki

Lithuania and Ox

Sweden and Mifune

Sealand and Crona

Rome and Eibon

......Yep. I'm most likely missing some, though.
The প্রদর্শনী SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The প্রদর্শনী SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed দ্বারা a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine মিনিট of the প্রদর্শনী may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob অথবা Caillou, in which প্রতিমূর্তি change আরো slowly, অথবা to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

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"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, ব্যক্ত as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry সঙ্গীত videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford আমেরিকার বন্য ঘোড়াবিশেষ Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time পছন্দ fast খাবার restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out অথবা dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
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A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she ব্যক্ত it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written দ্বারা a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As আপনি will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...
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***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here আপনি go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
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I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet আপনি didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse পীচ was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", পীচ told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a চুম্বন and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. ফ্ুলপাছ hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If আপনি don't straighten up, I'm going to knock আপনি into the middle of পরবর্তি week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I ব্যক্ত so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me আরো LOGIC .


"If আপনি fall out of that দোল and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...
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