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posted by FanFun1010
ARIES March 21 - April 19
The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS April 20 - May 20
The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
It stalks the night
It stalks the day
It seeks out life
And whisks it away
It's known as death
And other things too
But it's all the same
What matters is you.
How do আপনি see it?
What does it mean?
It's best if আপনি know
For death is unseen.
It can take আপনি at day
It can take আপনি at night
Knowing death well
Can lend আপনি some light
The passage to death
Is always unclear
And it's best to know
That you're very near.
For death is at hand
It is for us all
Know it's face well
So আপনি don't stumble and fall
Now think hard on death
And know that it's near
And the meaning of life
Will be all to clear
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1) As soon as আপনি come in class people stare
2)When the teacher calls on আপনি (For a প্রশ্ন আপনি do not know)
3)Girls অথবা boys look at আপনি and laugh but when আপনি turn back they have that blank expression
4)Being yelled at in front of a teacher
5)Being tardy
6)Being called nicknames..that আপনি dont enjoy
7)Being the first person to be kicked out of class
8)Looking crazy when আপনি yell at people in the middle of class
9)Running in the hall then falling on your face
10)Something gets stuck on your pants..or someone put it there
What Color Of Socks Are আপনি Wearing?

Red = Loud
Green = Stupid
None = Freaky
Fuzzy = Gorgeous
Yellow = Innocent
Purple = A Little Too Happy
Black = Emo
Stripes = Funny
Gray = Ugly.
পরাকাষ্ঠা = Preppy
Light Blue = Sweaty
Other = Hot
White = Sexy

What Kind Of Pants Are আপনি Wearing?
Shorts = Cutie
Skirt/Skort = Cheerleader
Corduroy = Weirdo
Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
Ripped Jeans = Emo
Cammo = Cage Fighter
Jeans = Prep .
Pajamas = Creep
Cargo = Clown
Sweats = Athlete
Boxers = Brat
Booty Shorts = Female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = Dare-Devil
Dickies = Weirdo
Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
Other = Drug Addict

What Is Your Natural...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so আপনি guy will need a babysitter!

*10 মিনিট later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9

*59 মিনিট later*
Amber:I wuv চা parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are আপনি doing?
Amber:Having a চা party!
Ashley:Can I...
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When I don't understand a word, I always go to link to see their silly definitions before I consult an actual dictionary.
I spent some time searching up words, and some of the definitions were hilarious! So here ya go, some of the definitions I found interesting/funny:

There's a lot of definitions. My fave one is:
'A place where young, innocent, defencless children are kept prisoner and forced to learn useless stuff like algebra that won't count for fuck when they're old enough to get employed....
multiply out the brackets...
...would someone like to explain to me...WHAT...
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posted by yukikiyruu
Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when আপনি are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then আপনি may call her দ্বারা this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...
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posted by Mel4ever
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So আপনি have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! নমস্কার girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did আপনি know স্নেহ চুম্বন is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken সুপ actually makes আপনি feel better. 94% of boys would প্রণয় it if আপনি sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your শীর্ষ lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult আপনি when they like you! 89% of guys want আপনি to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. চকোলেট will make আপনি feel better! Most...
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posted by catgirl140
79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your ব্রিফকেস অথবা handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the দেওয়াল without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him অথবা her to call আপনি Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...
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1)Devise a secret code with your বন্ধু then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask প্রশ্ন so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s প্রশ্ন in slow motion 2)Answer প্রশ্ন only with one word
3)Scream যেভাবে খুশী words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” অথবা “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer প্রশ্ন in a different language
13)Fake spasms
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আপনি know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your পছন্দ character from তারকা Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled দ্বারা Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, অথবা Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your পছন্দ female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.

2) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour.

3) Improvise Italian operas.

4) Gossip about someone to their face.

5) Answer every প্রশ্ন with a question.

6) Repeat yourself constantly.

7) Act like a member of the opposite sex.

Cool Repeat yourself constantly.

9) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.

10) Repeat yourself constantly.

11) Change what আপনি repeat every now and then.

12) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.

13) Change what আপনি repeat every now and then.

14) Talk...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have প্রদত্ত us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We প্রণয় to be held, talked too but if আপনি press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very ব্রেভ generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me আপনি প্রণয় me.

Girl:I প্রণয় you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can আপনি take off my শিরস্ত্রাণ and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the পরবর্তি day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his শিরস্ত্রাণ so that she would live even if he died.