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Redneck Computer Terms

posted by johnnyboy-69

Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy পাহাড় with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.

Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Modem - How আপনি got rid of your dandelions. Usage: "We gonna modem dandelions"

ROM - Liquor often mixed with Coke

Byte - Beginning of an insult, often followed দ্বারা the word "me" অথবা "this"

Cursor - The person doing the cursing. What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

Tab - What আপনি owe the bartender

Shift - How আপনি get to a different gear.

RAM - Great truck

সম্পাদনা - Past tense of "eat" "Wher'd that leftover possum belly go?" " আপনি সম্পাদনা afore আপনি passed out las nite.

Internet - Where her মাছ were when she caught em ( In er net).

Fonts - That really cool guy from the show, Happy Days.

Laptop - Where the stripper sits.

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Quiz:Are আপনি "normal"?

posted by 90sfan

Take this ক্যুইজ to find out if you're "out of the ordinary".

1.You forgot your homework at প্রথমপাতা and your teacher wants to know why.You say:
A."I forgot it." B."My pet dragon had শিশুরা on it."

2.Uh-oh.Your dad accidently locked আপনি out of the house...AGAIN.What do আপনি do?
A.You try to call him from downstairs. B.You get out you're trusty spoon and attempt to dig a hole through the wall.

3.A dog starts to talk to you.You...
A.Run away,screaming. B.Start to break-dance for no reason.

4.For creative লেখা class,your essay is about...
A.Snowboarding. B.Giant wrestling mice.

5.You're walking into the store.You...

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Harry Potter Facts Part 1

posted by koolamelia

1. The Spell for the Dark Mark "Morsmorde" means Take a Bit out of death in French.

2. Rupert Grint, the actor who plays Ron Weasley owns his own ice cream but cannot legally sell ice creams because he doesn't feel like doing the paper work

3. During filming one of the breakfasts at Hogwarts, Daniel Radcliffe gave all his বেকন to a 10 বছর old because he wa sick of having to eat it again and again.

4. Crookshanks is part Kneazle so he can sniff out anyone suspicious.

5. Demetors don't breed, they grow in damp, dark places.

6. To get into The Ministry Of Magic আপনি have to dial 62442 to get...

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Role play cuz ur bord! 26 Ways to get kicked outa Wal-Mart

posted by Crazy8s17

Here is a যেভাবে খুশী game I saw online. Just think of যেভাবে খুশী ways আপনি can kicked out of Wal-Mart
(Don't try this for real life!)

1) Take all of the drinks আপনি can find and open them up, spilling them onto the ground

2) (my বন্ধু do this, they are so stupid!) Go up to যেভাবে খুশী people, touch them, and say "Tag, your it!" and run

3) Run through the store yelling, "Virgin alert! Virgin alert! All men periscopes down!"

4) Run around the store and hide between displays, clothes, and aisles গান গাওয়া the mission impossible theme song

5) hide in the clothing rackets and when people come over to check the cloths...

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New Mexico Chili Cookoff

posted by x-menobsessed26

NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

If আপনি can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying দ্বারা the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If আপনি pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.

For those of আপনি who have lived in New Mexico, আপনি know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time হ্যালোইন comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...

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তারকা Power! By: Blood On The Dance Floor

posted by RosaluvzJB

Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, প্রণয় a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking গাধা so happily
Supernova, bend আপনি over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking আপনি right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock আপনি outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when আপনি go against me,
You...

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যেভাবে খুশী Cleverbot Conversatons...

posted by MissChicky97

User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying যেভাবে খুশী stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some যেভাবে খুশী application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. আপনি have no means to do so. আপনি cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien আপনি know!!...

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হেটালিয়া Attack!

posted by tokidoki123

Slam a guy in the head with hungary's pan,make gilbird peck someone,Throw a ভদকা bottle on someones head,Yell pasta,Find someone in a টমেটো box,Shoot someone with germany's gun,Show your disgust through the piano,Romano headbash/choke somebody,Buy plenty of sausages at the mart,Call someone Romano/Italy style,give dirty বই for christmas,ask england to marry you,get a কাঁকড়া stuck in your head,Make bad tea,whip your hair back and forth with france,Eat Too many burgers,talk to panda man,Order the ''F*ck box", Get kidnapped too many times,Float through the air screaming Vodka,Eat পাস্তা with...

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16 Things to do with Bloody Bunny

posted by Aquarius18

To explain, as I originally put it:

This is Bunny. He's very bloody. If আপনি get Bloody Bunny, he'll slowly eat your soul. To pass the curse on, give this to someone else. Tear it up/destroy it/throw it away and Bloody Bunny will murder you.

^I created it. It should also have a drawing of a bunny, with one eyes gouged out sitting on its back, a knif in the temple, and blood under the gouged out eye area and coming from the ear above the none-gouged out eye to the শীর্ষ of that eye. It should be splattered in blood.

HERE ARE THINGS TO DO WITH BLOODY BUNNY IN PUBLIC PLACES, ANYWHERE:

1. Leave it on...

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উদ্ধৃতি About Time Management

posted by pure-angel

Time and মহাকাশ are fragments of the infinite for the use of finite creatures.
Henri Frederic Amiel

Dost thou প্রণয় life, then do not squander time,
for that's the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Time in its aging course teaches all things.
Aeschylus

Make use of time, let not advantage slip.
William Shakespeare

One cannot manage too many affairs: like pumpkins in the water, one pops up while আপনি try to hold down the other.
Chinese Proverb

You will never "find" time for anything. If আপনি want time, আপনি must make it.
Charles Bruxton

I recommend আপনি take care of the মিনিট and...

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THe Wacko USA Measuring System

posted by EppofangirlXD

I found this and found it hilarious:

"The Metric System
"Walks like a foot, talks like a foot, but it's really 30.48 centimeters."
Admit it: America is really screwed up when it comes to measuring anything. We waste a ton of time in school learning our totally whack system. And of course nobody ever remembers how it all works. Who (besides me) knows:

How many ounces in a gallon? (128)
How many inches in a mile? (63,360)
How many acres in a square mile? (625)
How many scruples in a pound? (288)
How many minims in a pint? (7,680)

Okay, those last two were kind of cheating. They don't even try to teach...

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A Step-by-Step Guide to Completing Homework (at the hostel)

posted by smileypop9

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain আপনি understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help আপনি concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, আপনি can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help আপনি concentrate. If your friend shows আপনি his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...

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Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope আপনি are getting use to this প্রদর্শনী cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did আপনি say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope আপনি enjoy the picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 2

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST তারকা ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!

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please forgive my sins দ্বারা Musiclover456

posted by Musiclover456

please forgive
what I've done
my sin
lies,hits,words,suicide,murder
and more.

why?
why do we lie?
why do we hit?
why do we kill?
why is the প্রশ্ন
for one and all
the sins
my sins
the sin's of people
the anger
the lie's

why is the প্রশ্ন to ask
pain,sorrow and every emotion
the হৃদয় feels can be forgiven
but some can not be forgiven
some won't be forgiven
and those are sins
forever burned within your heart
never to be erased

that's how I feel
this is for those
who have someone
who won't forgive
your sin
don't drive that person
away.

Because i did and now
my sin
has been
burned
দ্বারা the flames of hell
never to return
and I'm deeply
sorry.

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The হারিয়ে গেছে city

posted by keEeEeToOo

The adventure began when Jenny sat পরবর্তি to a gian ear.
"I'm too hot and tired to go any further!"
she said. "We left the oasis hours ago. It's time for a rest." She put her bag on the hot rock beside her and then exclaimed, "Look at this! It's an anormous ear!"
She stood up and brushed a little sand off the rock. "Here's an eye... and down here, there's a nose. It's a huge face!"
Uncle Jim was amazed. "It's a head of a statue," he said. "But why is it here, in the middle of the desert?"
Pete was looking at the ground. "These big flat stones look like a floor," he said.
He stepped onto the first stone....

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17 things i look for in a boy (comment if that's what আপনি খুঁজুন LOL)

posted by ne0n_m0nkey

1.I don't want a boy to be cool!I just want him to threat me nice.
2.A boy has to be mature and take this relationship like it's something serious
3.I can't stand a boy who মতামত and says bad things about my বন্ধু (no matter if they are boys অথবা girls)
4.It's okay for a boy to watch cartoons,but I don't like when he watches porn.
5.I don't mind if a boy plays video games but he still has to প্রদর্শনী his head in the real world
6.It's not a problem if a boy accidentally touches me...on the...well...boobs...But Accidentaly!If our relationship is really strong (say about 7 months) then I can allow him!...

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MILEY CYRUS DOES NOT WANT HER PARENTS TO বিভক্ত করা

posted by ShiningsTar542

Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is অভিনয় the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are আরো than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has ব্যক্ত that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that আপনি have to work hard...

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লেবু PIE. EASY AND DELISH!

posted by ShiningsTar542

This is a yummy and easy recipe. Perfect for a summer treat!

Here is what আপনি are going to need to make the pie:

* 1 sm. pkg. লেবু Jello
* 1 tall can evaporated milk
* 2 eggs,
* 1 c. sugar
* 1 1/2 c. pineapple রস

First, beat eggs in a large pot add then add sugar and pineapple juice.

Then ask an adult for help. Mixing, bring sauce to a boil. Remove from heat and add লেবু Jello.

Then, cool in a pan of water অথবা ice (about 1 hour).

Put evaporated দুধ in the largest মিশুক ব্যক্তি bowl and set into freezer until ice forms around edges. Then whip in মিশুক ব্যক্তি until stiff peaks form.

Now আপনি are half way there.

পরবর্তি add the first mixture that has been cooling, in a slow stream and continue to beat until all is mixed together.

Pour into 2 (9") pie crust (or use vanilla crust).

Ready to eat? Not yet! Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.

Yum!
XD XD

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A Cynic's Dictionary

posted by shomill

respect- sit down, shut up, and treat the other person like a god/goddess no matter how they really act

love- being nice to someone all the time, even when they obviously can't stand আপনি and and আপনি and them both would be much happer if আপনি weren't together

loyalty- sticking around for no reason, except possibly that you're too insecure to leave

faith- belief in something even in a complete absence of proof

hope- no matter how impossible your wishes seem, you're stupid enough to keep wishing

cynic- a realist, hardened দ্বারা a lifetime of emotional bondage