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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. আপনি can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 5: Deck The Halls

Mr. Nut: *Finishes decorating the বড়দিন বৃক্ষ in the arcade*
David: There we go. Now everyone that waits for their খাবার can enjoy the arcade with some বড়দিন spirit.
Mr. Nut: We still need a তারকা though.
Liz: Can I be the star?
David:...

Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open দ্বারা themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call আপনি Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until আপনি hear the penny আপনি dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....

"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious দ্বারা now"

"Do what আপনি want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want আপনি to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, আপনি moron."

"You're...so manly "means" আপনি need a shave and আপনি sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all আপনি ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...