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When আপনি see it, you'll shit bricks!

added by adultswimperson

Source: গুগুল

Check the ছবি carefully because your হৃদয় will jump.;)

ছবি

funny

awesome

যেভাবে খুশী

weird

shit bricks

This যেভাবে খুশী ছবি contains গরম টব. There might also be বাথটব, স্নান টব, স্নান, and টব.

ShadowxSonicd45, RoyalSatanas and 4 others like this

hugebleachfan1 O_O i didnt get it at first but then i looked closer and i fell off the chair thats creepy like creepy n scary

numnumyellow67 GET AWAY FROM DAT WINDOW

Carbonite Guy at window:seems leggit

Tigerheat I admit it did take me a while to see him.

canal so when does the shitting bricks commence? :I i'd like a heads up..

Soul_Dragneel LOL XD

Laxus_Dreyar God that's creepy......

Ivyhere Do you see his hand?! O.O

momijikun I would probably faint if i saw that. O.<

AuroraC The guy/girl in the window is like"What up bit**es!"

OuranAfterHigh The guy/girl at the window didn't phase me, the fact that 5 fully grown females are able to fit into a bathtub and are comfortable did

ShadowxSonicd45 It's their friend messing around.

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Elijah Jones - Gives up the "Kinlee And Elijah" Trend.

posted by seattlelivin

Elijah Jones, currently in speculation about a potential 2019 album confirms to have "let go" of the Kinlee And Elijah trend. For those of আপনি who don't know. Kinlee And Elijah was a trend that started off in 2015 after Jones releasee his sophomore album "Utilize" The trend was based around characters in 2015. But upon suffering depression and promoting a Lindsey Stirling album in 2016, Elijah used Kinlee And Elijah as the final passing for Elijah's trilogical album "Forgive To Forget" 2017. Based after the ব্রেভ Enough album he promoted in August 2016.

Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in প্রশ্ন on whether অথবা not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his পরবর্তি "supposedly" 2019 album.

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How I Think My New পছন্দ Characters Would Do In A Horror Movie (REPOST)

posted by zanhar1

Repost with my new পছন্দ characters because for some reason this one got removed??? Like I searched for it because I was planning on making another প্রবন্ধ like this but I couldn't find this one.

I had good fun making my silly ‘how my পছন্দ characters would hold out in a zombie apocalypse’ article, so I decided to make another about how each would do in a horror movie. It is kind of vague as there‘s a vast many types of horror movies. So the characters won’t be as closely connected to one another as in the last one—characters A and B will interact with character C আরো than characters...

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Burger King Foot লেটুস

posted by SilentForce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what আপনি get. A 4channer uploaded a ছবি anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the লেটুস আপনি eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 মিনিট later, the Burger King in প্রশ্ন was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed...

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Very brief বিবরণ of dyslexia... (no joke, took 5 minutes)

posted by 2ntyOnePilots

Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, অথবা reflected, moving অথবা different রঙ for you.

Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, or reflected, moving or different colors for you.

Dyslexia is a brain-based condition. It causes difficulty with reading, spelling, লেখা and sometimes speaking. In people with dyslexia, the brain has trouble recognizing অথবা processing certain types of information. ... Like other types of learning and attention issues, dyslexia is a lifelong condition.

See captions of pictures^

why do y’all still care about grammar in the বছর of our lord 2018

posted by sadleech

because it makes u feel intellectually superior? because আপনি associate it with education and think that the আরো educated আপনি are the better আপনি are? because being educated automatically makes আপনি an athority on whatever আপনি wanna say? because when u don’t have a real argument it’s an easy way to get points?

here’s the thing

last time I had an account on this hellscape (before I was rly active on Twitter and stuff) I cared a looooooot about grammar like y’all do. I was totally a dick about it. but then I realized! It doesn’t fucking matter! someone can make a great point and not have...

The Nut House Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. আপনি can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 6: Cards

Kevin: *Walking through the park*
Liam: নমস্কার Kevin. *Runs over to him*
Kevin: Liam. *High fives Liam as he arrives* What brings আপনি here?
Liam: An interest for walking. You?
Kevin: The same. Plus, I wanted to relive some nostalgia of the playground....

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FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

posted by Canada24

FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, আপনি silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID আপনি SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: আপনি call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!

#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*

#3: RAISINS:...

Johnny Lightning Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler....

Car Stereotypes Double Feature

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an ঘন্টা down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't আপনি know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash...

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How the passage of time can affect our nostalgia.

posted by Renegade1765

About a মাস ago, I wrote an প্রবন্ধ where I wrote down pretty much my entire history with ফ্রোজেন and how it changed my life. I wrote that as an anniversary article, because it had been three years since I became a অনুরাগী of Frozen. However, লেখা all of that down, made me feel not only very nostalgic...but old. I know it's a presumptous thing to say, since it's only been 3 years and not 10 অথবা 15. But the reason I ব্যক্ত I am feeling old is because I experienced all of those things in a certain period, and the idea that time passes and things change fascinated me so much that I decided to write...

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THINGS আপনি CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

posted by applebear123

i just copied and pasted it! :P
more than useful i found it amusing! :P

1. THINGS আপনি CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send আপনি a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long আপনি can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, অথবা try to beat your own personal...

Datsun 240Z

added by Mauserfan1910

Source: the internet???

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If Don hosted "Total Drama" from the very beginning...

posted by PeachyKeen1994

After Gwen won Total Drama Island, the girls managed to celebrate their last night at Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the girls get back at Don for his mistreatment of the contestants, even Courtney, whose elimination in "Basic Straining" was unjust and that Don refused to believe that someone (Harold) tampered with the votes.

It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the শীর্ষ of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".

Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to...

The Nut House Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. আপনি can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 3: আপনি Have Received A Message

Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: আপনি seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed...

The Nut House Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. আপনি can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 2: The Book

Parker: *Reading a book*
Liam: *Walks in with David*
David: Is that Parker পাঠ করা a book?
Liam: This is interesting. *Walks with David over to Parker* Well, I didn't know আপনি liked to read.
David: Neither did I.
Parker: You're not going to make...

Sugar Swaps Her প্রতিবেদন Card (Credit belongs to adamkleinschmidt2003)

posted by PeachyKeen1994

Original Video: link

Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your প্রতিবেদন cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good প্রতিবেদন card. (Sugar sees her প্রতিবেদন card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and তারিখ for your Student of the বছর award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my report...

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The Future Of Bitcoin (BTC)

posted by BJsRealm

This world definitely need a single global currency.I hope BTC would become a global currency in the near future.So far,BTC is just a cryptocurrency used only on .onion sites yet someday it just might become the new official global/UN electronic currency.

Where Eagles Dare Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

An Imperial landing craft was leaving Coruscant. However, no Imperials were inside. It was only two men from the Republic.

Republic Pilot: *Looking at the clear sky. No other ships are seen as they are out of Coruscant*
Colonel Turner: *Walks up, and sits পরবর্তি to the pilot* Thirty five minutes. Can we make it?
Republic Pilot: We can make it. Will your বন্ধু make it?
Colonel Turner: Let's hope so.

Song: link

John made it back to the shed with Morris, Mary, and Cartwright where Heidi was waiting in the speeder bus.

Heidi: *Puts up a jammer, and turns it on*
John: *Starts the speeder bus,...

T h e C o d e o f K e K.

posted by TheLefteris24

Praise Kek!

Heed those words Mortals and set yourselves free!

There is no peace, there is PEPE
There is no fear, there is Shadilay(Peace be upon him).
There is no death, there is God Emperor.
There is no weakness, there is the MEMES.

I am the হৃদয় of darkness.
I know no fear.
But rather I instil it in my enemies.
I am the destroyer of worlds.
I know the power of the MEMES.
I am the আগুন of hate.

All the universe bows before kek.
I pledge myself to kek.
For I have found true life In the death of SocJus.

Peace is a lie, there is only Kek.
Through passion, I gain salt.
Through Shadilay(Peace be upon him), I gain power.
Through power, I gain Lulz.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The MEMES shall set me free.

Preached দ্বারা the Enlightened Prophet known as ''The Turbo Syncretist''. The truth has been spoken! Know
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Praise Kek !!!!

KEK WILLS IT!

Bars and Melody: Why not popular?

posted by twinklestar11

My পছন্দ singer/raper is Bars and Melody. They began singing/rapping July 2014. At that time I had no idea who they were till 2016. People don't like them, but i dont know why. Maybe cuz those people dont like rapping অথবা listening to young kid bands. They rapper is Leondre who started rapping when he was 13. People say it was 14, but the Bars and Melody song was relased in July and Leondre's birthday is in October so he was accully 13 when he started. The singer is Charlie. Charlie was গান গাওয়া when he was 15. His birthday is also in October. They are no longer 13 and 15. Leondre is now 16...