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Just পাঠ করা some of the টারমিনেটর উদ্ধৃতি through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!


Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash দিন tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.


I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. আপনি might get annoyed দ্বারা it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! আপনি can think what ever আপনি can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people প্রণয় batman, I go for Superman. ব্যাটম্যান dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One দিন he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my পরবর্তি hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that আপনি can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at আপনি a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments আপনি a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if আপনি are single.

06. He asks আপনি out for lunch.

07. He asks আপনি out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats আপনি like a lady.

12. He walks আপনি to your door.

13. He wants to see আপনি often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells আপনি he likes you.

16. His বন্ধু know...
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posted by sierradawn9
Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
 I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He ব্যক্ত he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I ব্যক্ত "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
 That got me mad, sad, and confused.
 Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give আপনি the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
 I'm not...
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10. When being pulled over দ্বারা a cop and he অথবা she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, আপনি have been caught speeding, how much do আপনি think আপনি were going?" Don't say, "Well আপনি must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when আপনি haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron অথবা born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period অথবা PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have আপনি been putting on a little weight?" It's a দুশ্চরিত্রা slap waiting to happen.

7....
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posted by greenstergirl
1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I গাউন a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag আপনি down and beat আপনি with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make আপনি Christian even আরো then standing in a গ্যারেজ makes আপনি a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the তালিকা though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at প্রথমপাতা even if...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been পোষ্ট হয়েছে before
If not, do not give me credit


1. Sing the ব্যাটম্যান theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with বন্ধু in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If আপনি have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours দ্বারা hooking a ক্যামকোর্ডার to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been পোষ্ট হয়েছে alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality অথবা sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope আপনি like!!! This was written দ্বারা me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time পাঠ করা my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help আপনি feel better. And who knows, over time আপনি might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an লেখক :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If আপনি love...
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids দ্বারা their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and গির in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. গির simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, আরো অথবা less a link with the United States. If আপনি look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses আরো firmly. রশ্মি Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup অথবা sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have কেশা babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds আপনি of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his বার্বি girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his প্রথমপাতা adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he উত্তর he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the উৎস of much amusement.

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"If আপনি are a burglar, then we're probably at প্রথমপাতা cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's নিরাপদ to leave us a message."...
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I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write অথবা draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on অথবা off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to প্রদর্শনী the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of আপনি just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your ব্রিফকেস অথবা purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name ট্যাগ to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell আপনি all these: What dates & Why আপনি don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's দিন
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday অথবা the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, আপনি know how if আপনি see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why আপনি ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would আপনি want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 বছর old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. আপনি fall down the stairs.

2. A বৃক্ষ falls down on you.

3. A লামা spits in your face.

4. আপনি eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. আপনি are making out with a person and then আপনি trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your বালিশ gets a face and bites আপনি head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate আপনি and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, আপনি get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that আপনি are going to die, then আপনি die.

11. When আপনি are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying যেভাবে খুশী things until u cry laughing
5. continue পাঠ করা this
6. Walk up to siblings and say যেভাবে খুশী things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on ফেসবুক and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on গুগুল look up স্থূলবুদ্ধি বাচাল ব্যক্তি leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add যেভাবে খুশী people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are আপনি addicted? Are আপনি a super fan? Are আপনি just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are আপনি on ফ্যানপপ too much?

1. আপনি see something আপনি like, and think Oh, I want to অনুরাগী that club!

2. আপনি start shipping people আপনি know অথবা see.

3. আপনি hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. আপনি hear something awesome and immediately want to go on ফ্যানপপ and change your motto.

5. আপনি hear something and আপনি want to মতামত on it.

6. আপনি have great ideas of something আপনি should post on ফ্যানপপ at completely যেভাবে খুশী times of day.

7. আপনি get a new পছন্দ and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will আপনি marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no আরো চিনাবাদাম butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and আপনি have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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