1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN স্মারক LOCK OVERUSE স্মারক LOCK! WHEN আপনি REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL স্মারক THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky স্মারক Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks আপনি what আপনি mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say...
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