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Official Funniest Jokes Of All Time!!!

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Researchers in the UK examined আরো than 1000 jokes and placed them before 36,000 voters to determine the "official" 50 funniest jokes of all time.

And here they are:

50. I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'. So I went - and I got it.

49. A সীল walks into a club...

48. Went to the corner ভান্দার - bought 4 corners.

47. So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.

46. I'll tell আপনি what I প্রণয় doing আরো than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

45. I tried water polo...

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63 Ways to Piss Off a Cop

posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮

1. When আপনি get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why আপনি were speeding, tell him আপনি wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend আপনি are deaf.

4. If he asks if আপনি knew how fast আপনি were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if আপনি can see his gun.

6. When he says আপনি aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why আপনি were speeding, tell him আপনি had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him দ্বারা his first name.

11. Pretend আপনি are gay...

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Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes...

posted by Mallory101

" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All আপনি Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.

The fastest way to a fisherman's হৃদয় is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...

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18 Fun Things to do in a Final Exam That Does not Matter (ie, আপনি are going to fail no matter what)

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. আপনি are going to fail the class completely no matter what আপনি get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read প্রশ্ন aloud, বিতর্ক your উত্তর with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure আপনি can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five মিনিট into it, loudly say to the...

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24 Fun Things To Do on the Elevator

posted by slytherin360

Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of আপনি just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your ব্রিফকেস অথবা purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name ট্যাগ to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...

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Annoying Things To Say To Other People

posted by BellaCullen96

Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have আপনি ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man পরবর্তি to me!
I puked on the last person who flew পরবর্তি to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would আপনি look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....

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Reverse thinspo

added by loonybug

Source: tumblr

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Brother & Sister

added by SylarNight

Source: made দ্বারা SylarNight

My Fan-Cast for the Wicked Movie

posted by KataraLover

As many of আপনি are aware, I absolutely ADORE Wicked and I'm so excited about the movie adaptation that is just taking FOREVER to be made, even before the pandemic came along. So, like many people, I just keep wanting them to make some casting announcements for the movie already and have been making my own fan-cast for the movie, even making a video of my fan-cast. However, I felt like taking the time to explain my casting choices so everyone knows why I made my choices. I will provide my fan-cast video at the end, so আপনি can hear the vocal capabilities. Please keep in mind that this is just...

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NikPiks - David Cage and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Game

posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০

David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the সাম্প্রতিক era. A man who is ব্যক্ত to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who আপনি ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...

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animu grills

added by 8theGreat

Kim Yoo Jung

added by ace2000

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যেভাবে খুশী Boobs Justice

added by TheLefteris24

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Deer

added by tanyya

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An interesting contrast

added by BlindBandit92

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How I Think My পছন্দ Characters Would React To A Zombie Apocalypse

posted by zanhar1

So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my পছন্দ characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past অথবা ফ্যান্টাসি time frames.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But naturally, when she needs...

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Why I hate the Situation from Jersey shore.

posted by goatfacewwe

It was the বছর 2009, a young couple of nobodies arrived on the scene and one of those nobodies was a man দ্বারা the name of Mike "the Situation" Sorrentino. I knew when I first saw him that I WASN'T gonna like him and sure enough I didn't. He had a bad reputation from the moment they showed him and it just kept getting worse. Not only that but he's a selfish, self-centered, ego driven guy that cares to much about his abs then he does people. When he signed up for Dancing with the stars It made me hate him even আরো because he cared too much about his প্রদর্শনী to even get in a দিন of training done. To add even আরো fuel to the আগুন he SHOULD of been sent প্রথমপাতা first but u people saved him for basically no reason whatsoever.