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(Just a heads up for anyone who doesn't take nicely to curse words, they প্রদর্শনী up in this article. So, viewer discretion advised. Though it is discernibly less profane than most of my other work.)

Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.

Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this প্রবন্ধ has even started...?

Quite possibly, Jared. আপনি fucking idiot.

Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the শিরোনাম alone will win myself a million Grammies.

And when I say that, I'm not referring to...

Song tune: link

They're scary, they're spooky,
And ugly, morbid, kooky,
More frightening than Hooky,
They'll scare your jinkies out,
They're horror dispensers,
Their spookies just get denser,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll make আপনি wave and pout,

So here is the graveyard, it's the monsters' world apart,
Their spooky home,
That has some bones,
October's work of art,

The decs are almost ready,
So hurry up from Freddy,
They're Halloweenie monsters,
And they'll do their part,

They're stiffy, they're bony,
A pair of Skele-tonies,
Count Dracula's not lonely,
'Cause he sucks the people's blood,
A werewolf and...

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards দ্বারা an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards দ্বারা an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Because why not, right?

1. My পছন্দ foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. অথবা tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I প্রণয় প্রণয় প্রণয় প্রণয় retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My পছন্দ রঙ are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.

8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...

Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, আপনি finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, আপনি shouldn't be tortured দ্বারা the reboot. I'm going to tell আপনি the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...

HEY! What do আপনি think you're doing!?

???: Excuse us, but the administrators of ফ্যানপপ have told us to lock আপনি in here. But have no worries, for we have প্রদত্ত আপনি a fun task to work on while they want আপনি trapped in here!

Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<

???: They want আপনি to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)

*Door Slams*

That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.

Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.

Wait a minute, I might be...

Notes: This অনুরাগী story was inspired দ্বারা the scene in the Power Rangers review where Michael jokingly hinted he had silly stuff on his cell phone. The ফ্রোজেন franchise is owned দ্বারা Disney. Michael is a real person who has a review প্রদর্শনী named MTCN Review Team. However the ফ্রোজেন story was made দ্বারা me. I hope আপনি check out MTCN Review Team, because they deserve আরো subscribers.

Michael ব্যক্ত "I think I got rid of all of the bad stuff on my phone. Here."

Ron ব্যক্ত "Interesting stuff আপনি got on your phone. Is this a ফ্রোজেন fanfiction made দ্বারা you?"

Michael ব্যক্ত "Oh crap."

Ron ব্যক্ত "Well I should read...

অথবা TFCAFP2K17, for short.

....It's really not that much shorter though. XD But anyway...

Hey everyone, how're ya'll doing today? So it's recently come to our attention at this point that April Fools is almost here, and I currently have an idea to make this one the funniest out of them all.

More specifically, a sort of community event, and I figured that this would be the best place to put it, since the যেভাবে খুশী community is pretty damn huge, as we all know.

So here's the gimmick: This Saturday is the big day, and I want people to participate in this huge April Fools event that will forever be one...

It all started back in November of 2013 - I finally received a new cellphone, a Nokia Lumina 520, and along with it, I finally got my own যন্ত্রপত্র account and password.
While it was nice having those, I didn't really use them, not even to make a ফেসবুক account. However, in বড়দিন of that year, while watching some YouTube videos, it suddenly dawned on me: I could use the যন্ত্রপত্র and গুপ্তশব্দ to create my own গুগুল account and মতামত on YouTube videos. I liked পাঠ করা other people's মতামত (When they were not rude.) and I wanted to do it, myself.
After creating my গুগুল account, I immediately...

There are several good films that sadly didn't get that much money and got bad reviews. This তালিকা is about 5 good films that should be আরো popular.

5. Ted 2

Ted 2 got mixed reviews, but I consider Ted 2 to be Seth MacFarlane's best film. This film leaves out Mila Kunis' killjoy character so it's আরো fun than Ted 1. The film has plenty of funny jokes, good acting, and fun characters.

4. Mortdecai

Mortdeaci is a 2015 comedy film that stars Johnny Depp. This film lets Johnny Depp shine with goofy energy. This film really shows how much fun Johnny Depp is. He has excellent comedic acting. This...

Hi YouTube fans. There are several interesting shows on YouTube and several of aren't really well known. The following 5 channels are made দ্বারা very nice and talented people. I highly recommend checking out these channels.

5. Doodletones

Doodletones is a member of the Commentary Community. She's a very talented commentator who knows how to be both informative and entertaining. She makes চলচ্ছবি frequently so আপনি don't have to worry about running out of চলচ্ছবি to watch.

4. FutureGohanSSJ2

FutureGohanSSJ2 is a cartoon lover. He has plenty of চলচ্ছবি where he talks about cartoon relater merchandise...

Of course there are several awesome voice actors, but my পছন্দ is Tony Jay.

Tony স্থূলবুদ্ধি বাচাল ব্যক্তি did আরো than voice acting. He was a singer and a live action actor. He played Lex Luthor's helper in Lois and Clark: The Adventures of Superman.

Despite having those other careers Tony is primarily known for being a voice actor. Tony often voiced antagonists. This is likely because of his evil sounding voice. Even when he sang he sounded like a villain. His evil voice was excellent for playing antagonists and I think he's the best at playing villains. Tony was awesome at playing pretty much every type of...

Thanks too AMC, breaking Bad was played all thought christmas.. I PVR'd every every episode, in order.. And I mean EVER episode..

If আপনি remember অথবা not, I ব্যক্ত I would possibly do reviews of Breaking Bad.. And turns out, I was right about that, so here I go..

Frankly, compared too MONSTER and BOJACK HORSEMAN (ironically Aaron Paul is the reason I watch BoJack, and because of Breaking Bad).. These reviews will be REAL reviews.. Lengthy, well thoughtout, and very worth reading..

So.. Last time I watched this show, I stopped around the beginning of season 3.. As it got rather boring.. Now.. With...

Dose anybody read the orginal Walking Dead comics.

I found them, and knowing my প্রণয় of the show, decided to buy the first.

And now I recently got the third "Safety behind Bars", and it's still yet to disappoint, I প্রণয় these books..

Anyway, this isn't really about that, it's about THOMAS a villain in both the comics and the series.

But I like him WAY আরো in the comics, he's far less practicable.

In the tv series, আপনি know from moment one, Thomas is a bad dude, he has that look about him.
And the cold murder of Big Tiny proved us correct, he was a murderer, nothing more.. And died in disgrace....

So I wrote this because I have no life and I would like to have one. And if you're like me, welcome. While I teach আপনি what to do in your spare time (or all the time, if you, like me, have no life), I'll be teaching myself, too. So really, I'm killing two birds with one stone here. Yay.

TEN THINGS TO DO IF আপনি HAVE NO LIFE

1. Get a life

It's exactly what it means.

2. Get another life

This doesn't make sense but if আপনি have no life, আপনি know it does.

3. Eat Ben and Jerry's

Because, why not?

4. Don't do your homework

Because if আপনি do it, you'll have a life. And if আপনি have a life, then আপনি wouldn't...

Good দিন Fanpoppers, I hope everyone's doing well! :)

So for once, just for the heck of it, I figured I'd give some উপদেশ to others on how I make ফ্যানপপ articles.

I know this idea probably isn't 100% original, and that it's common sense to type stuff up, but here's some neat little things I've found helps over the years লেখা content on Fanpop.

Welcome to one of my very few serious articles, don't get used to it. ;D

Pro Tip #1: Grammar



Seriously, this is basic stuff, but it needs to be said. It's fine if your English/Spanish/Whatever isn't the best, but for the প্রণয় of all that is holy,...