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posted by Bluekait
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There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach আপনি exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to সরানো house.

If your friend gets bitten দ্বারা a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better নিরাপদ than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there....
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
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Almost all heavy ele­ments (every­thing but Hydro­gen, Helium, and a bit of Lithium) comes from stars that have gone super­nova. আপনি are made of stars.

The solar sys­tem is in orbit around the cen­ter of the Milky Way.  We’re mov­ing at about 483,000 miles an hour.

There are আরো mol­e­cules in a cup of water than there are cups of water in the ocean.

There are almost আরো atoms in a grain of sand, than there are grains of sand on Earth.

The word “bed” looks like a bed. Also… shark

The mir­ror image of ’3.14′ looks like the word ‘PIE‘.

Pepsi Cola was orig­i­nally...
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posted by Nein-Nein
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Aokigahara (青木ヶ原?), also known as the Sea of Trees (樹海 Jukai?), is a 35-square-kilometre (14 sq mi) forest that lies at the northwest base of Mount Fuji in Japan.
The forest has a historic association with demons in Japanese mythology and is a জনপ্রিয় place for suicides , The forest is a জনপ্রিয় place for suicides, reportedly the most জনপ্রিয় in জাপান and সেকেন্ড in the world after San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge. Statistics vary, but what is documented is that during the period leading up to 1988, about 100 suicides occurred there every year.
In 2002, 78 bodies were found within...
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Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
 One has to climb 999 steps to reach the শীর্ষ
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
 STUNT দ্বারা U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
 Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
 Tianmen Mountain Cableway
Tianmen Mountain Cableway
posted by unohana
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"Be a leader not a follower" a saying that can mean many things. I am one of those people who doesn't copy and do what others do. When আপনি a follower আপনি are trying to be like someone. If আপনি are trying to be like someone than আপনি are a copy. Its okey to to look up to someone and try to be like them but that person has to be a good example. If আপনি follow the wrong person there might be a chance of death ahead in your life. Gangs are an example of leaders and followers. Gang Leaders get their followers to send drugs and kill rivial gangs and later those rivial gangs kill the leader and later...
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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
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._. অথবা (._.) indecisive
:-) অথবা =] অথবা :) অথবা =) অথবা :] অথবা :^) অথবা :D অথবা :^D Smile অথবা happy
:-L অথবা =L অথবা o¬o Drool অথবা Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( অথবা =( অথবা D: অথবা D= Frown অথবা Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP অথবা XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD অথবা XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S অথবা :s অথবা =S অথবা =s confused
:Þ অথবা :þ অথবা =b অথবা =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ অথবা : অথবা =/ অথবা = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, অথবা a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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posted by IloveMyLord
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In jealousy there is আরো of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
unknown
Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most তিক্ত of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...
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This is my শীর্ষ 14 fave sayings and উদ্ধৃতি :) Enjoy xx

14. আপনি got to swim out of your comfort zone to catch the wave thats going to change your life -Unknown
13.Sometimes your knight in shining armour, is just an idiot wrapped in tin foil -Unknown
12."God heals and the doctors takes the fee" -Unknown
11.Ever notice that "what the hell" is always the right decision -Marilyn Monroe
10.Remember the days when কালজামজাতীয় ফল and আপেল where just ফলমূল -Unknown
9.When guys get jealous, its kinda cute. When girls get jealous, World War 3 is about to start -Unknown
8.You know youre in প্রণয় when আপনি cant fall...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
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1.Ride mechanical ঘোড়া বিষয়ক with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an আইপড অথবা something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the খাবার sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the সঙ্গীত store whether আপনি can get a CD that আপনি know they dont have and ask really...
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"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only দ্বারা this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

"My বন্ধু are my estate."
- Emily Dickinson

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"A friend is one who walks in when others walk out"
-Walter Winchell

"A friend is someone who is there for আপনি when he'd rather be anywhere else."
- Len Wein - Sent দ্বারা Paulo Louro

"A friend is someone who knows the...
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posted by LizzyTheCat
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1.Hum loudly in class and when he/she tells 'the person who is humming' to keep quiet-stop but then carry on two মিনিট later.

2.Tap your foot loudly when he/she is grading tests.

3.While he/she is busy explaining something, have a huge coughing fit (make sure it's loud) and don't let her finish a sentence.

4.Push your chair in and pull it out, non-stop.

5.Sigh loudly while he/she is explaining something and look longingly at a clock (or your watch if আপনি are wearing one) and then look out the window and sigh again.

6.Pretend to be asleep during a lesson and when আপনি get woken up, scream loudly...
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posted by tokidoki123
[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
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[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
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[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the ঘোমটা #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits পরবর্তি Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have আপনি tried প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
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[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like আপনি - very homosexually.
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[Family Guy] S03E10 - মাছ Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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posted by Usui--takumi
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Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did আপনি get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A পেংগুইন rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by Usui--takumi
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I'm Against death penalty. Looking at the death penalty system in action, আপনি realize that the only purpose it serves is retribution অথবা revenge, it is seriously (and intrinsically) flawed in application and that there is a serious and continuing risk of executing innocent people. And, it costs much আরো than life in prison.
130 people wrong fully convicted people were sentenced to death and were lucky to be exonerated and released, eventually. DNA, available in less than 10% of all homicides, can’t guarantee we won’t execute innocent people. If someone is convicted and later found innocent...
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posted by Juilet1234
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Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect আপনি from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life আপনি wore heavy mittens. If আপনি dial a phone, try to use a remote control, অথবা try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much আরো difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much আরো difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything আপনি see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...
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posted by someone_save_me
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Beauty is our weapon against nature; দ্বারা it we make objects, giving them limit, symmetry, proportion. Beauty halts and freezes the melting flux of nature.
Camille Paglia

Break a vase, and the প্রণয় that reassembles the fragments is stronger than that প্রণয় which took its symmetry for granted when it was whole.
Derek Walcott

Guided only দ্বারা their feeling for symmetry, simplicity, and generality, and an indefinable sense of the fitness of things, creative mathematicians now, as in the past, are inspired দ্বারা the art of mathematics rather than দ্বারা any prospect of ultimate usefulness.
E. T. ঘণ্টা

I don't...
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Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex
Do not spray in eyes.

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.


Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable দ্বারা the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Baby...
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474 Things To Do When You're Bored


- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a বিছানা of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your বালিশ X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of...
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First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended দ্বারা this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If আপনি have a reason for a প্রদর্শনী I put মতামত and I might add it(ill give credit about it to আপনি because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long পাঠ করা right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen অথবা any interesting...
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