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Abbess
Ablaze
Ace
Acid
Adamant
Aegis
Airspeed
Alaczar (Spanish: Fortress)
AlleyCat
Animus
Anti-Matter Man
Aqualung (guy with frog powers)
Arc
ArchAngel
Argus
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Arsenal
Asmodeus
Astra
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BackFlash
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barracuda
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Battery
Bile
Billy Blue Blazes (a speedster)
Bird of Prey
Black Adept
Blackbody
Black বাজপাখি (Brick/Martial Artist)
Black Light
Blackmane
BlackShadow
Blackthorne
Black নেকড়ে
Blade Song
Blast Off
Bloodletter
Bloodstone (a magic-based mentalist with a crystal...
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posted by iluvsmj
59
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at আপনি trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can চুম্বন a guy* a bird can চুম্বন a butterfly* the rising sun can চুম্বন the grass* but আপনি my friend!! yes you!! আপনি CAN চুম্বন MY ASS*******

If আপনি didn't have feet আপনি wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do আপনি wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for আপনি %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...
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posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮
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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make আপনি tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are আপনি remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with আপনি when you're with your friends.

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11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves আপনি more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her বন্ধু say i প্রণয় her আরো than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...
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1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the চুলা on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...
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posted by My8thUsername
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A/N: I প্রণয় copy-and-pastes. Here's a enormungantic তালিকা I did. 'Cause I felt like it. Oh, and they're not in any order. I just wanted to know how many I have. দ্বারা the way, just because I copied them here doesn't necessarily mean they apply to me. I just thought they were cute/funny/awesome. After all, this isn't my profile...

1.98 percent of teenagers do অথবা has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. A/N: Never ever. And proud.

2.Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when আপনি don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as...
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posted by mercedes_xoxoxo
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1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as আপনি walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at আপনি for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like এল-মৃত্যু পত্র (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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Dare

1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I প্রণয় GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to আপনি say, "Why don't আপনি speak আরো clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask আপনি say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing শার্ট sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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posted by Lady10358
Found this on গুগুল
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS অথবা If আপনি find a শার্ট store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the খাবার court and go to a fast খাবার place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a টেবিল গান গাওয়া elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as আপনি can "I প্রণয় THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT দিন AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until আপনি see an old lady/guy...
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posted by sakurahanazono
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Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and আপনি have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
posted by Shelly_McShelly
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my friend sent me this text message a while পূর্বে and i thought it was hilarious!!!




i need to ask আপনি somethingand i want আপনি to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how আপনি feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want আপনি to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...

Pepsi অথবা Coke?



Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
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added by JenniferxD
Source: Jennifer
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1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog খাবার is a beautiful thing to watch when আপনি are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when আপনি sleeeeeep.

13. Bye ব্যক্ত Santa while eating Blitzen.
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DEMENTED POEMS

ফুলেরসাজি are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

ফুলেরসাজি are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

ফুলেরসাজি are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And প্রদর্শনী me your tits

ফুলেরসাজি make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And আপনি প্রণয় it up the shitter

ফুলেরসাজি are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

ফুলেরসাজি are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

ফুলেরসাজি are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

ফুলেরসাজি are shit
Violets are crap
প্রদর্শনী me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

ফুলেরসাজি are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And গেলা it down

ফুলেরসাজি are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
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