যেভাবে খুশী Randomness xP

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posted by JonasLuver1

Why Guys প্রণয় Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they চুম্বন আপনি ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though আপনি both know she’s the most beautiful...

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Funny excuse letters

posted by ilovetech29

1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a বৃক্ষ and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger (how it really happened)

posted by Schnusch

Just পাঠ করা some of the টারমিনেটর উদ্ধৃতি through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!

Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash দিন tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.

I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. আপনি might get annoyed দ্বারা it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.

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Chuck Norris jokes

posted by lloonny

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear সুপারম্যান pajamas. সুপারম্যান wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a হৃদয় attack. His হৃদয় isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first আপনি don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on আগুন with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....

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The Script to the episode Invader Zim:Nubs Of Doom

posted by invadercalliope

INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids দ্বারা their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and গির in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. গির simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....

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How to be যেভাবে খুশী

posted by KateKicksAss

This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!

Of course, if আপনি are TRULY random, আপনি shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever আপনি may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases অথবা monologues অথবা pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of বন্ধু অথবা logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if আপনি got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and আপনি can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...

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Higurashi no Naku Koro ni - OP lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

When আপনি turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If আপনি have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
আপনি cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai

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Bella Thorne's REAL ghost experience: from ASTROgirl magazine

posted by DxCFan123

"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and দ্বারা brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in বিছানা and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...

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Mamma Mia Luigi

posted by yoshifan1976

Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse পীচ was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", পীচ told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a চুম্বন and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. ফ্ুলপাছ hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...

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Reverse thinspo

added by loonybug

Source: tumblr

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Why I hate ডিজনি Channel (and to a lesser extent, Justin Bieber)

posted by hatelarxene

No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about ডিজনি and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have আপনি watched Shake it up? It's the best thing ডিজনি has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit ডিজনি Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL ডিজনি & music. Even the trash চলচ্চিত্র like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the ডিজনি direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap ডিজনি Channel has to offer....

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What I Hate...

posted by hetalianstella

This is in no particular order.

- I hate how people automatically assume আপনি are Chinese just because you're Asian, অথবা automatically assume আপনি are Mexican just because আপনি are Hispanic.

- How people always say they COULD care less when they COULDN'T care less!

- When people use an elevator.....for one floor!

- Perverts....I mean, I don't hate perverts. Some of my best বন্ধু are perverts. But I'm not a pervert, so don't act like a pervert around me. Anywhere else is fine, but please respect my asexuality.

- When people overuse lol.
Especially when there is nothing funny!
Same with OMG. I...