just to let আপনি know, i didn't write any of these and i'm only posting them cos i saw it and thought it was funny
1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry
3. আপনি had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope আপনি feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset আপনি must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't আপনি regret
installing Windows 95?
8. আপনি totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?
1. So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day...
Look at the bright side,
she's a really good lay.
2. My tire was thumping....
I thought it was flat....
when I looked at the tire....
I noticed your cat... Sorry
3. আপনি had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends....
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
4. You've announced that you're gay,
won't that be a laugh,
when they find out you're one
of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
5. Happy Vasectomy!
Hope আপনি feel zippy!
Cause when I had mine
I got really snippy.
6. Heard your wife left you...
How upset আপনি must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me
7. Your computer is dead...
it was once so alive
Don't আপনি regret
installing Windows 95?
8. আপনি totaled your car...
and can't remember why...
could it have been...
that case of Bud Dry?
Yeah,this is the first প্রবন্ধ I've written,so it probably won't be good.
O.K I have a 7 বছর old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If আপনি met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know আপনি don't hit when আপনি don't get what আপনি want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's আরো but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what আপনি think in মতামত please:)
O.K I have a 7 বছর old niece and she might not seem evil,but trust me she is.If আপনি met her you'd think she was a sweet,little angel
Her mom,my sis Heather,got married a few years ago.Well the man she married had 2 kids.Ever since she lived with them,she's been evil.
She tells my mom No
She tells us she hates us.She thinks she's the boss.She hits me and then says I hit her first(i'm old enough to know আপনি don't hit when আপনি don't get what আপনি want)She calls me fat.she can't take a joke and then says im fat and don't "play"because I don't like being outside and hate sports.There's আরো but I don't really want to write anymore.Tell me what আপনি think in মতামত please:)
1. Write a new প্রবন্ধ on this website
2.Draw a snow wolf
3.Go to the লাইব্রেরি
4. Call a friend and go on a walk with them
5. Have a dance party
6. Listen to সঙ্গীত and "scream sing"
7. Clean your house (That might get boring though)
8. Paint Your room
9. Go to the park
10. Call a friend অথবা two and do the yoga challenge
11. Decorate the house
12. Watch YouTube
13. Watch বন্ধু The TV Series
14. Go on গুগুল and খুঁজুন weird things
15. Learn to juggle
16. Go to an elevator and annoy যেভাবে খুশী people (this could get আপনি kicked out but its super fun)
17. Go shopping
18. Go skating
19. Play a board game
20. Sleep!
21. Bake food
22. Exercise
23. Read
24. Hike
25. Garden
26. Sugar Cookies
27. life size ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট land
28. Paint snow
2.Draw a snow wolf
3.Go to the লাইব্রেরি
4. Call a friend and go on a walk with them
5. Have a dance party
6. Listen to সঙ্গীত and "scream sing"
7. Clean your house (That might get boring though)
8. Paint Your room
9. Go to the park
10. Call a friend অথবা two and do the yoga challenge
11. Decorate the house
12. Watch YouTube
13. Watch বন্ধু The TV Series
14. Go on গুগুল and খুঁজুন weird things
15. Learn to juggle
16. Go to an elevator and annoy যেভাবে খুশী people (this could get আপনি kicked out but its super fun)
17. Go shopping
18. Go skating
19. Play a board game
20. Sleep!
21. Bake food
22. Exercise
23. Read
24. Hike
25. Garden
26. Sugar Cookies
27. life size ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট land
28. Paint snow
